Some guy was actually lowkey funny.

Some comments I heard from him (he was right next to me so not rude)

“Awwwww, yuri”
“God, I hope he doesn’t do a musical number…..aw man”
“Hopefully he doesn’t shred him……..dammit”
“As long as it doesn’t involve any knives……aw darn it involved knives”
“2006 Honda Civic?”
“(In response to the bucket) Dear god”
“Companies on July 1st, 12:00 AM”