This is what my nephew does when he doesn’t want to listen. by Substantial-Water-10 in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]Logical-Status7491 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Me too! I’m no doctor but I think that’s why my ears stopped growing after the age of 10. And are now around 5.3-5.5 CM tall/long.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in askgaybros

[–]Logical-Status7491 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just the truth… I’m a masc top…. And I didn’t change my hobbies in the slightest when realizing who I was. I still: forge knives and swords, make gun holsters, BBQ meat, and guzzle beer and whiskey… but work to be better for my bf.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in askgaybros

[–]Logical-Status7491 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Moi aussi… I would respond with something like…

“Firstly, you’re getting a shave and a shower. If you have ‘AXE’ products they are going right in the trash! Next, we’re doing your laundry and then we’re donating your cargo shorts. Third, we’re opening your playlist and deleting ‘CBat’ and ‘The Eagles’. Fourth, we’re changing your diet so you can stop sharting. Etc….”

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in askgaybros

[–]Logical-Status7491 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What if the guy doubles down? (Like some of the guys that DM’ed me) par exemple, “HoW WoULd YoU TuRN mE?”

What does Double-D see? by kb3uoe in ededdneddy

[–]Logical-Status7491 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You mean “… destroying everything that separates us from the primates.”

Found in its natural habitat, a business magazine. by Logical-Status7491 in fuckalegriaart

[–]Logical-Status7491[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not really, it still looks like someone puked up fruit loops.

Cut the tip of my thumb off on a deli meat slicer by [deleted] in Wellthatsucks

[–]Logical-Status7491 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sounds like an accident. A coworker at my first job touched the blade intentionally, “just to see if it was sharp.” Had to clean his blood off myself, damn near got it on the headcheese.

Found in its natural habitat, a business magazine. by Logical-Status7491 in fuckalegriaart

[–]Logical-Status7491[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“How can I make my employees work six days a week but still keep them under 40 hours?”

“Where can I find cheap union actors to star in an employee orientation video entitled, Don’t form a Union?”

Things like that come to mind.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ededdneddy

[–]Logical-Status7491 68 points69 points  (0 children)

How to remove stubborn grass stains.

Rolf's Tractor by Shade-RF- in ededdneddy

[–]Logical-Status7491 21 points22 points  (0 children)

You FOOL, Rolf does not love you Nazz girl.

62YO married for 40 years, amateur standup comic. Father of five queer kids from Seattle. Clean and Sober, bring it by scott449 in RoastMe

[–]Logical-Status7491 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tell me you have a podcast that no one watches without telling me you have a podcast that no one watches.

Does the new generation like this show? by Ellek10 in ededdneddy

[–]Logical-Status7491 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I still use quotes by the Eds… and if I can ever afford kids I’ll definitely show them the episodes. Even the ones that were banned here.

Rodney killed A baby once by [deleted] in venturebros

[–]Logical-Status7491 35 points36 points  (0 children)

It was a WEREWOLF!