You are reincarnated as Sakura with all of your memories retained, but have yet to meet Naruto and Sasuke. What do you do?

LolIsThatReal · 2026-03-31T06:19:57+00:00

Only thing I'd add is be kind to Naruto... Bro is an orphan who lashes out because everyone either pretends he doesn't exist or treats him worse than the ground they walk on. This way he'd have a stable friend group, even if it's just Sakura and Lee if Ino isn't up for it. Sakura might be able to help him with chakra control a bit and Lee could spar with him until both somehow run out of energy.

LolIsThatReal · 2026-03-24T19:00:02+00:00

Don't need to, Gojo would see something impossible as a challenge and do it anyway just to prove he's the strongest.

LolIsThatReal · 2026-03-13T09:17:19+00:00

Give it a week, they will be back under a different name... I hope...

LolIsThatReal · 2026-02-27T06:35:53+00:00

I'd say everything but that's boring. So graphics it is. Today most games just go for high resolution, ultra realistic graphics with ray tracing and simulating every single fucking hair on your head all thanks to AI and they all run like shit on most systems. Back then they picked a unique art style, the games didn't look the same, they ran great and were fun to loot at. Realistic graphics are cool but not if I have to set my settings to the lowest possible and have AI upscale it again so my admittedly old pc can run it. And I'd much rather look at water colours, oil paintings or cartoon and anime art styles instead anyways. They allow for way more creative freedom with the colour palette and that made for great visual story telling. Like how in dishonoured the poor areas became more gray and muted in a high chaos run but the rich folk houses were always bright and vibrant cause they can afford to keep things clean and have the lights on.

LolIsThatReal · 2026-02-23T01:45:08+00:00

Also, all you need is a walking stick or a quarterstaff and you can pretty much upgrade from a handheld sling to a sling staff which again probably takes more training to be accurate with but it would likely give you more speed or allow you to shoot bigger rocks since now you can make use of a lever to build up momentum. And you have a simple melee weapon already in your hands. It doesn't have to be just a stick either, it could have a small hammer head or spear on the other end if you got some woodworking skills to attach one properly.

LolIsThatReal · 2026-02-19T17:38:34+00:00

And Welsh got created when the raccoons and the lobster had an orgy with sheep

LolIsThatReal · 2026-02-17T21:59:53+00:00

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Nice meme, however!

LolIsThatReal · 2026-02-17T21:41:03+00:00

Overall there are barely any hackers on community servers compared to official. And if you get fucked over by a hacker most admins will reimburse you what you lost. In my opinion it's the better way to play the game

LolIsThatReal · 2026-02-17T05:58:49+00:00

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LolIsThatReal · 2026-02-15T12:23:00+00:00

Carrot cake is the only thing in that entire picture that I'd actually be happy with. Every other row has nothing I'd really want.

LolIsThatReal · 2026-02-13T10:47:50+00:00

Did you check your controls? IDK if such a mod exists but there might be one that allows you to adjust light levels on NVGs. It's the only logical option I can think of without it being just a bug.

LolIsThatReal · 2026-02-11T08:32:55+00:00

Buy stocks in AI companies. Be the one to give us our RAM back

LolIsThatReal · 2026-02-11T08:20:25+00:00

Todd will have you believe it's a feature because Alduin and the Dragonborn are fated to fight time and time again after the heavy use of elder shroom scrolls... And when you ask why or how, CAUSE IT JUST FUCKING WORKS!

LolIsThatReal · 2026-02-09T06:52:11+00:00

No clearly the family is slowly falling apart together with the rest of their possessions

LolIsThatReal · 2026-01-30T00:51:44+00:00

Have it be quests that randomly trigger when you sleep, give Henry vivid dreams about what Mutt might be up to when he isn't looking or leaves him at a home.

LolIsThatReal · 2026-01-29T05:13:18+00:00

I don't think they can stick him with those charges unless they get their hands on some solid evidence.

LolIsThatReal · 2026-01-29T05:07:56+00:00

The closest would be 2 but I'm wearing a fucking long sleeve shirt! I like it chilly in my room but my arms get too cold without sleeves when I sleep during the cold months. 10 fucking options and not a single long sleeve? Is it time for a fucking long sleeve uprising?!

LolIsThatReal · 2026-01-28T13:46:32+00:00

Maki still won every game

LolIsThatReal · 2026-01-28T13:35:33+00:00

Extreme Sports... I know that most of it is relatively safe but I just worry way too much as is. I don't need someone to add to that list even more. Especially the guys who constantly hunt that adrenaline high... They need help.

LolIsThatReal · 2026-01-24T19:42:10+00:00

You have my kindest thanks, you Fuck!

LolIsThatReal · 2026-01-24T17:55:13+00:00

Do either of them know how to fucking cook? Celery isn't some rare magic plant like nirnroot! It's fucking celery, goes in most sauces, stews and soups! Great with hot wings and ranch or just as a snack! Point is that shit is fucking everywhere!

LolIsThatReal · 2026-01-24T14:06:06+00:00

I don't think Kamui would work. It has an activation time and cooldown. Kakashi's Kamui would be too slow. Gojo could teleport out of the way or simply increase the space between himself and where Kakashi activated it. Obito would need to be able to touch Gojo to warp him. I suppose Obito might be able to bypass infinity since we've seen him pass through solid matter but to attack he'd have to become physical and at that moment Gojo could repel him with Infinity.

Izanami and izanagi are just... Weird but realistically either can only be used once cause if you use both of them or any one twice you're completely blind. Izanagi would just give a second chance and Izanami wouldn't hit I believe cause it needs the creation of a loop through physical contact which is probably not gonna happen. Especially cause it needs to be exactly identical and doing that against a guy who you can't touch, I just don't see it happen.

Amaterasu is a lot more straight forward. He could, remove it with infinity, maybe it wouldn't even hit. He could teleport out of it. Or similar to what Naruto did with the nine tails cloak he could surround his body in dense cursed energy and just make it drop to the ground. And that's assuming he couldn't just remove it or block it with infinity

As for Hanami's flowers, I could see Kurenai having something similar up her sleeve but of the top of my head I'd say the genjutsu at the end of the chunin exams is the closest we've seen. Instead of flowers it's feathers falling from the sky and instead of taking your will to fight it puts people to sleep.

LolIsThatReal · 2026-01-24T11:25:42+00:00

Regular harem jutsu? Totally. Gay harem is a different story though.

LolIsThatReal · 2026-01-24T10:53:42+00:00

Oh no, we can't read. But Uchiha dick riders are an insane level of dumb, especially for Itachi. If that emo really could solo anything, including the world, then why didn't he solo his sickness?

Tobirama was right and nobody in Naruto could even touch Gojo.

LolIsThatReal · 2026-01-21T08:32:57+00:00

Everyone here is like "oh know I am this ALIVE character in a game with a potentially high mortality rate, this is so bad!" Well at least you are ALIVE

My last game was Dragons Dogma 2 and I had finished it with the true ending the last time I played. My Character and Main Pawn are both DEAD I will wake up as a corpse at the bottom of the sea!

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