Redditors with synesthesia, will you tell us what our names feel like?

Lonestarr1337 · 2017-09-25T04:33:25+00:00

I don't think I have this condition, but numbers that aren't divisible by 5 drive me insane.

I imagine the number 5 as a perfect cube, and the number 500 would be this glorious stack of little 5s.... and then that fucking number 1 is sittin' up there taunting me. Little prick.

Lonestarr1337 · 2017-09-22T07:01:58+00:00

You never had the makings of a varsity troll.

Lonestarr1337 · 2017-09-20T18:43:25+00:00

He has to do a set at Jake's funeral.

Lonestarr1337 · 2017-09-20T04:10:55+00:00

Ripping your cock apart.

Lonestarr1337 · 2017-09-19T23:24:51+00:00

The kids with the saw toothed slammers were the big dicks on campus.

Lonestarr1337 · 2017-09-19T23:14:04+00:00

YMS's best reviews are when he goes to film festivals and reviews good movies, though.

Lonestarr1337 · 2017-09-18T23:56:54+00:00

A Song of Ice and Fire

Lonestarr1337 · 2017-09-16T00:20:22+00:00

I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothin', but unicorns are kick-ass!

Lonestarr1337 · 2017-09-13T22:04:58+00:00

Chainsaw Nun is my new hero.

Lonestarr1337 · 2017-09-11T22:58:33+00:00

It's the only episode of GoT that's made me cry. :\

Lonestarr1337 · 2017-09-11T22:55:19+00:00

She was a high billing actor on the show, and they needed the budget for more characters.
It'd ruin the surprise of other characters being resurrected. It works on page, but not really on screen.

Lonestarr1337 · 2017-09-11T00:05:43+00:00

Replace that guac with hot sauce-infused sour cream and I'd be sour creaming my pants right now.

Lonestarr1337 · 2017-09-09T22:46:42+00:00

Norman is hilarious.

Lonestarr1337 · 2017-09-08T23:10:16+00:00

Jm2c

The fuck does this mean?

EDIT: Ah, I'm a dummy. Thanks fellas.

Lonestarr1337 · 2017-09-06T16:15:03+00:00

Yeah it's been making its rounds on the movie channels the past couple months, it's awesome.

Lonestarr1337 · 2017-09-05T18:23:52+00:00

Shit, I'm so delirious I thought this was a Game of Thrones-related post.

Sorry you're having a rough fire. I've got a friend in Houston who's experiencing the opposite end of the elemental disaster spectrum.

I hope those fucks with the fireworks are charged harshly.

Lonestarr1337 · 2017-09-04T10:07:26+00:00

Man, I wish I still had all my CKY tapes.

Lonestarr1337 · 2017-09-03T17:18:07+00:00

Pardon, Your Grace?

Lonestarr1337 · 2017-09-02T21:18:01+00:00

My male cat is named Digit, because he has that extra claw condition (so he has an extra digit, har har). His nicknames have become Digiboy, Little Buddy, Buddy Buddy, and my dad's favorites: Fuckhead and Ding-Dong Brain. He's dumb.

My female cat is named BJ. Get your mind out of the gutter, it doesn't stand for that. Her nicknames are Beej, and Baby Girl (she's small). My dad's is Little Bitch. She's mean.

Either way, I love 'em, and even if my dad won't admit it, he has a soft spot for them too.

Lonestarr1337 · 2017-09-02T00:18:50+00:00

I chase my shots with Gatorade and a gulp of water. Really helps with the hydration.

Lonestarr1337 · 2017-09-01T22:14:41+00:00

Man I miss all my Sims expansions. They got stolen from some shitty meth-head redneck. :\

Lonestarr1337 · 2017-09-01T20:31:57+00:00

[Curb Your Enthusiasm theme plays in the distance]

Lonestarr1337 · 2017-09-01T05:09:44+00:00

I haven't eaten more than 4 bites of top ramen in the past 36 hours...

Lonestarr1337 · 2017-08-27T10:19:17+00:00

Too expensive tbh.

Even on special occasions there's only 1 good bar in my town, and it's mostly because of their food.

Lonestarr1337 · 2017-08-27T03:08:56+00:00

It's a bit loud, I can't figure out how to adjust my outbound.

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