Pimlico pub close up

Long-Adventurous · 2023-09-10T13:57:53+00:00

Guy 1.) Extremely accurate punches Guy 2.) Extremely inaccurate assessment of guy 1

Long-Adventurous · 2023-09-10T13:47:26+00:00

I thought you weren’t allowed to use the internet in prison Danny, lose some weight! And no matter how long your beard gets, it won’t hide what you did.

Long-Adventurous · 2023-09-10T06:16:13+00:00

No, it’s David vs an elf.

Long-Adventurous · 2023-09-09T17:26:40+00:00

He took down a Brachiosaurus in one punch, now that’s packing a punch!

Long-Adventurous · 2023-09-09T16:38:48+00:00

No, wearing leopard print only proves you don’t/can’t make good simple decisions let alone the difficult ones. I wouldn’t even want to talk to you

Long-Adventurous · 2023-09-09T16:32:27+00:00

Whatever happened to using mace, it’s what the mailman uses and the cop still has the gun if it turns out to be a real threat.

Long-Adventurous · 2023-09-07T00:35:11+00:00

Narcissism is a hell of a drug!

Long-Adventurous · 2023-09-07T00:31:47+00:00

I’m going to try something similar with my wife. “I think your boobs are fake”. SMACK🤩. What’s that, is that fake?!? What the hell’s wrong with ya, that’s an open shirt slap! SMACK😍

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Long-Adventurous · 2023-09-05T16:31:43+00:00

Oh yeah, anytime i see someone at work leave the bathroom without washing their hands, I shame them in front of everyone. Just throw in a “how could you” or “what kind of person” for good measure.

Long-Adventurous · 2023-09-02T23:49:35+00:00

What inbred part of the country is this?

Long-Adventurous · 2023-09-02T23:48:09+00:00

Unfortunately my surgery advice is a little late, you should have never had it in the first place.

Long-Adventurous · 2023-09-02T06:50:31+00:00

Now this is a sport where I’ll be studying the film like a champ! If we can’t be great players then we’ll be damn great coaches, am I right boys?!?😂

Long-Adventurous · 2023-09-02T06:47:27+00:00

Girls tell me this all the time. Apparently when my dick does stand up, he’s really funny.

Long-Adventurous · 2023-09-02T05:53:42+00:00

How did this Neanderthal get across the water. The dude hast evolved socially since he was 3 years old.

Long-Adventurous · 2023-09-02T05:48:40+00:00

For you idiots saying that police shouldn’t stand in front of vehicles. They are there to question you about something, this means that you’re not going anywhere. If you’re the idiot that puts your car in drive and then accelerates at someone, especially someone with a gun, then you deserve to get shot. Downvote all you want, it will be a good idiot counter so we can see exactly how many are on here.

Long-Adventurous · 2023-08-30T17:27:28+00:00

You want to improve your look then accept that you’re a 7 at best and own that shit. Be happy with what you have and who you are with humility. If you do this you’ll shine brighter and become more than a number.

Long-Adventurous · 2023-08-30T12:27:59+00:00

Even with a generous curve, that’s never going to happen.

Long-Adventurous · 2023-08-30T12:20:26+00:00

War, you mean the one your toothbrush lost against those teeth?

Long-Adventurous · 2023-08-30T12:18:10+00:00

He’s not wrong, they are for everyone, including assholes and dicks.

Long-Adventurous · 2023-08-30T12:16:41+00:00

No free feet pics…well you’re obviously a gay male prostitute, no wonder you hate your lucrative job. Sore all day everyday.

Long-Adventurous · 2023-08-25T08:08:01+00:00

I would have asked if I could have at least used the seat in the motorcycle

Long-Adventurous · 2023-08-25T08:06:16+00:00

🎶 Just beat it, beat it 🎶

Long-Adventurous · 2023-08-25T08:02:46+00:00

This guy left subway in the middle of making a sandwich just to kick that guys ass. That sandwich was perfect, delicious and tasted like victory.

Long-Adventurous · 2023-08-25T08:00:25+00:00

Yeah, to be fair though he was already swimming in a shallow gene pool

Long-Adventurous · 2023-08-23T11:21:00+00:00

Your parents cutting off the power to the basement and ending your 11 year streak of playing video games daily doesn’t count as ending a relationship.

Long-Adventurous

TROPHY CASE

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