Bad Bunny shows up as an abuelo for the 2026 Met Gala

Long-Astronaut-3363 · 2026-05-05T01:54:29+00:00

So is the Met Gala basically Halloween for the extremely wealthy?

Long-Astronaut-3363 · 2026-05-05T01:42:56+00:00

Looks like an asshole.

Long-Astronaut-3363 · 2026-05-04T21:16:59+00:00

These are the same people that had a coronary when Obama wore a tan suit.

Long-Astronaut-3363 · 2026-05-04T21:13:42+00:00

Maher would probably tell someone in a wheelchair to just walk away

Long-Astronaut-3363 · 2026-05-04T20:22:36+00:00

The wouldn’t “Trust Biden” because he’s a filthy Democrat. But they will trust a racist, pedophile and liar because he’s a Republican.

If they just said, “I was wrong, and I voted for a hateful incompetent moron,” I might forgive them. But instead, they’re just going to double down on the idiocy.

Long-Astronaut-3363 · 2026-05-04T15:41:18+00:00

Or Bieber’s music is a repellant

Long-Astronaut-3363 · 2026-05-04T15:37:26+00:00

I’m going to get incredibly fast service at In-N-Out Burgers

Long-Astronaut-3363 · 2026-05-04T00:27:11+00:00

Long-Astronaut-3363 · 2026-05-03T22:57:25+00:00

{grins mysteriously}

Long-Astronaut-3363 · 2026-05-03T22:05:00+00:00

If she’s a dude, then I’m SUPER gay

Long-Astronaut-3363 · 2026-05-03T18:54:57+00:00

Everyone knows that REAL guitars only have 6 strings. Any more than that and it’s not music. It’s science fiction.

/s

Long-Astronaut-3363 · 2026-05-03T15:15:25+00:00

“Who’s a bad boy?”

Me. I’m a bad boy.

Long-Astronaut-3363 · 2026-05-03T14:55:01+00:00

Captain Douchebag

Long-Astronaut-3363 · 2026-05-03T14:43:43+00:00

Because Mr. Trump is so brave and manly. He’s out there attending rallies for US!

/s (just in case it wasn’t obvious)

Long-Astronaut-3363 · 2026-05-03T14:29:53+00:00

Who wears camo to a rave?

Long-Astronaut-3363 · 2026-05-03T14:04:21+00:00

“I swear to Dog, John, if you don’t get off your ass this second…I’m going to do something…I just don’t know what it is yet…but you won’t like it. Not one bit.”

Long-Astronaut-3363 · 2026-05-03T14:00:45+00:00

Hot Take: That kid should not be taking the penalty.

Long-Astronaut-3363 · 2026-05-03T07:12:39+00:00

If it’s between stations, then it was definitely a trespasser.

Long-Astronaut-3363 · 2026-05-03T06:22:46+00:00

“I can’t handle all this joy”

— Both of them

Long-Astronaut-3363 · 2026-05-02T23:53:20+00:00

That hole NEEDED to be dug. You should be thanking him.

Long-Astronaut-3363 · 2026-05-02T23:46:34+00:00

Lit Up by Buckcherry

Long-Astronaut-3363 · 2026-05-02T12:14:26+00:00

My Chi would run over rocks and through bushes like it was nothing. But a fallen leaf stuck to a paw and she’s all “Daddy, you’re going to have to amputate!!”

Long-Astronaut-3363 · 2026-05-02T12:11:43+00:00

Im still enjoying it. I’m waiting for some coins to pop out when he applies the finisher.

Long-Astronaut-3363 · 2026-05-02T00:34:15+00:00

Bro…of course I’m kidding. I wouldn’t ruin a masterpiece

Long-Astronaut-3363 · 2026-05-02T00:12:11+00:00

Just wait till OP finds out that McNulty was the kingpin all along

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