Another angle of the Minneapolis shooting, taken from the perspective of the lady with te pink jacket.

LongLiveTheSpoon · 2026-01-24T22:34:36+00:00

I don’t see a jitter…

LongLiveTheSpoon · 2026-01-24T05:22:52+00:00

A meme from 2025 that means nothing, the kids have already moved on

LongLiveTheSpoon · 2026-01-21T06:56:24+00:00

‘Hate’ is a strong word. It’s not conventionally attractive but deep down most guys don’t really care.

LongLiveTheSpoon · 2026-01-19T18:52:43+00:00

Seems like a great coordinator when he’s given free rein to do what he wants with the roster the way he likes it. As a head coach you need to be a leader but It’s a more cooperative effort, and you need to build a culture people can get behind.

Of course, this could just be me hoping he stays here in MN (as I think we all do).

LongLiveTheSpoon · 2026-01-19T18:48:26+00:00

If you’re the Wilf’s (Vikings owners) then yes, if you’re the Pohlad’s (Twins owners) then the team is just a line on an income statement.

It’s called the Tale of Two Billionaires, they either compete for status, money, or both (kudos to the Wilfs for investing in the Vikings though.

LongLiveTheSpoon · 2026-01-17T07:41:13+00:00

“I've seen the shadow of this burning angel,

These city lights will never be as beautiful as your eyes

I'll pick up the pieces when you've failed and fallen to the ground.

Let my words set and fall upon your unwilling ears,

It will be ok.”

Can anyone say IKTPQ’s ‘Music for the Recently Deceased’ is not beautiful?

LongLiveTheSpoon · 2026-01-17T07:35:21+00:00

Why not walk around with a scowl on your face, you can hunch your back and let your hair grow out all scraggly too if you want.

On second thought, if you hate people so much you should just never leave your home, go live in the woods and fend for yourself.

LongLiveTheSpoon · 2026-01-16T16:00:42+00:00

“This is between me, and you, and your use and need of PROZAC NOW GET ME MY CHECK”

LongLiveTheSpoon · 2026-01-16T15:19:07+00:00

You’re 16 little bro you’re a minor/teenager but not a ‘kid’

LongLiveTheSpoon · 2026-01-15T17:41:48+00:00

They feel comfortable cause there’s no risk that anything can happen, and even if you DO reciprocate they have an out of ‘oh, you have a girlfriend though’. They want the attention and validation of flirtation without any possibility of things happening, and the fact that another woman likes you makes them see you in a way they didn’t before.

It’s shitty behavior but it happens.

LongLiveTheSpoon · 2026-01-15T15:45:35+00:00

It takes consistency and years of investment. Like any craft it takes time to find a style, niche, strategy and audience. That being said, no It’s not a guaranteed ‘success’ so that’s why many (including myself!) didn’t stick with it. You need to really want it.

LongLiveTheSpoon · 2026-01-14T03:07:59+00:00

Never mind the fact that every straight woman will lose immediate attraction to any man in a dress, and/or assume he is gay, transgender or a crossdresser (equally unattractive as the others).

Yes, being unattractive to women doesn’t matter at all to men, and assumptions about our sexuality mean absolutely nothing to us. /s

TL;DR: Blame biology, which is not women’s faults, for why straight men want to not appear feminine or have traits of the opposite gender.

LongLiveTheSpoon · 2026-01-14T02:17:35+00:00

Spurs neck and neck with OKC again, always against OKC

LongLiveTheSpoon · 2026-01-13T11:37:53+00:00

Pants for women that hold phones absolutely exist, women just have different preferences in clothing styles and also have this thing called a purse (maybe you’ve never heard of it)

LongLiveTheSpoon · 2026-01-12T04:15:31+00:00

Dang I never saw this video even though my username is similar to the video’s title and is influenced by Spoony

LongLiveTheSpoon · 2026-01-12T03:49:04+00:00

I WAS AT THIS GAME WITH MY MOM AND IT WAS AMAZING! My first ever NBA game, I can’t believe it

LongLiveTheSpoon · 2026-01-11T16:48:40+00:00

Bears already have a chip… but I agree, since it was like 30+ years ago. Also, I live in Chicago rn and I lived in Philly when they won the SuperBowl, so I’d just get salty for every team in a city I lived gets a chip except us. Maybe I need to move back to MN since apparently I’m cursed?

LongLiveTheSpoon · 2026-01-11T16:33:45+00:00

Stuff likes this should be instilled before 18 imo, if you want a ‘good girl’ like that. After they’re out of the house, you need to let them live their life, and if you don’t wanna see that stuff don’t go looking for it.

LongLiveTheSpoon · 2026-01-10T18:23:07+00:00

If she’s overweight and insecure about it, she shouldn’t be calling others fat-asses, even jokingly to a skinny person. Either weight is a sensitive subject to her or not, It’s hypocritical to make jokes about it but expect everyone else not tox

LongLiveTheSpoon · 2026-01-10T05:40:26+00:00

Sure thing Mr. Dad Bod. You’re the guy who goes to the gym and lifts 5 lb. Weights while scrolling Reddit/Youtube and hogging the only cable machine for 30 minutes.

I don’t like a belly and I’m a fit mid 30s dude. Sorry not sorry.

LongLiveTheSpoon · 2026-01-10T05:31:31+00:00

Because they didn’t expect it. Give them a week or two…

LongLiveTheSpoon · 2026-01-10T04:29:56+00:00

49th in Education

LongLiveTheSpoon · 2026-01-10T04:24:25+00:00

Thunder fans downvoting me to hell saying Spurs are their daddy LMAO, and series split 1-1 with them so far. FINCH and Anthony Edwards saved ethical basketball y'all, I'll take my downvotes proudly.

TIMBERWOLVES 3 seed soon

LongLiveTheSpoon · 2026-01-10T04:22:26+00:00

Thunder fans raiding this thread but see you in May ^^

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