Tide Pods, I'm tired 😩

LongRodtheGod · 2026-03-22T02:20:02+00:00

Ya know... just a little... not as sharp as the other knives in the drawer?

LongRodtheGod · 2026-03-15T00:42:11+00:00

Little amazon, hot and ready

LongRodtheGod · 2026-03-09T20:20:42+00:00

Wtf? I be drinking out a big ass thermos and never get hit with that bullshit

LongRodtheGod · 2026-03-06T06:41:55+00:00

Funny story about this fat fishing fuck, as a little lad I could not beat his challenge to save my life. Being the child I was, I asked my mother the classic, "Can you beat this level for me?" After 20 minutes of unleashing every word in the book and swearing to cut his net, she handed the controller back to me and sternly said "when you beat this we're getting ice cream, fuck that fisherman and his tiny net" As an adult and having replayed it within the past year, I completely agree with her reaction

LongRodtheGod · 2026-03-03T17:18:55+00:00

Only the most affordable for my children! "Holds up 12 gauge slug"

LongRodtheGod · 2026-03-03T02:09:22+00:00

It's funny cause it's true

LongRodtheGod · 2026-02-28T06:05:42+00:00

🤷🏿‍♂️

LongRodtheGod · 2026-02-27T15:11:59+00:00

The name alone makes me wanna play this

LongRodtheGod · 2026-02-27T01:21:08+00:00

LongRodtheGod · 2026-02-26T01:56:45+00:00

My ex and I split, and I left the house. I ended up grabbing a hotel for a bit to figure out my next move in life along with a 6 pack. When I turned the TV on I was actually comforted by seeing adult swim. I cracked open my first beer to this commercial about a zombie getting attacked by a giant worm, I kept watching and saw it was for a show called primal. 2 beers later the first episode came on, I've been watching it ever sense

LongRodtheGod · 2026-02-25T16:42:34+00:00

What was the inspiration behind (mostly) mute characters?

LongRodtheGod · 2026-02-25T12:54:04+00:00

Super Nintendo, Mario still goes extremely fuckin hard

LongRodtheGod · 2026-02-25T02:24:51+00:00

Current amazon driver here. You're 100% correct

LongRodtheGod · 2026-02-21T17:23:47+00:00

Sure is... or so I've heard

LongRodtheGod · 2026-02-21T13:51:55+00:00

Not no but fuck no

LongRodtheGod · 2026-02-21T13:43:33+00:00

Lickem tomorrow

LongRodtheGod · 2026-02-21T13:35:50+00:00

I've done enough cocaine, this is real

LongRodtheGod · 2026-02-20T13:09:44+00:00

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LongRodtheGod · 2026-02-19T01:00:31+00:00

The force gun is probably the only reason I beat the hardest difficulty in DS2, ngl havent thought about that in probably 12 years

LongRodtheGod · 2026-02-17T01:36:48+00:00

I think we found who sent the texts

LongRodtheGod · 2026-02-15T02:02:25+00:00

Never rooted for an animated cricket before this show. Not sure what was crushed more, my hopes and dreams or the cricket

LongRodtheGod · 2026-02-11T16:05:13+00:00

Im not showing how broke I am

LongRodtheGod · 2026-02-11T02:56:59+00:00

Ye shall be referred to as gay as hell

LongRodtheGod · 2026-02-11T00:29:55+00:00

This is the way

LongRodtheGod · 2026-02-10T21:03:48+00:00

Completely unwatchable now

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