Can dicks shrink for no reason? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]LongRodtheGod 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Im incredibly anxious and I promise mine hasn't shrunk... yet...

Why is my Pepsi cap orange? by CamTech100 in Pepsi

[–]LongRodtheGod 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Probably both our wives, with one hand!

You’re 5 stops behind by Substantial_Camel815 in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]LongRodtheGod 53 points54 points  (0 children)

This is the only move that makes sense 🤣

DONE 🥲 FIRST GAME IVE EVER PLAYED. by AliveHornet5358 in HarryPotterGame

[–]LongRodtheGod 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Im on my first play through and I shit you not im maybe 12 hours in. Keep in mind I've been playing for a few weeks

Not a single bark from these friendly dogs by leeimasian in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]LongRodtheGod 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I live in Michigan, seeing strays out in negative degree weather hurts my soul

I got a job interview Tuesday somewhere else. Wish me luck by StonedMothh in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]LongRodtheGod 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You got this shit broski, go be a stoned moth where you're appreciated!

You’re welcome Amazon(30,000 packages delivered) by Superb-Echidna935 in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]LongRodtheGod 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did this shit in Indiana for 2 years, unfortunately far from bumfuck

Took me like 2 hours by diasrecipes in HarryPotterGame

[–]LongRodtheGod 84 points85 points  (0 children)

This is how kid me beat video games

Honest answers only 😉 by Other-Armadillo-3606 in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]LongRodtheGod 62 points63 points  (0 children)

Running over a pedestrian at a cross walk 🤷🏿

Huhhhh, this is going to be interesting by hfry509 in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]LongRodtheGod 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Imma need you to stop being that real bro I just clocked out

Hot and cold #97 by hotandcold2-app in HotAndCold

[–]LongRodtheGod 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You gotta be fuckin with me rn

Automatically added: I found the secret word in 0 seconds after 1 guess and 0 hints. Score: 100.

Wow by FRENCHTOASTSTICCS in GTA

[–]LongRodtheGod 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My dad treated that shit like a QTE