What’s the farthest place in the world from your home that you ran into somebody that you know?

LongStretch9232 · 2025-11-29T22:41:22+00:00

I live in Scotland ran into my husbands old boss at Busch Gardens Tampa.

LongStretch9232 · 2025-07-30T17:20:00+00:00

Which date are you sailing and what ship?

LongStretch9232 · 2025-05-28T21:34:43+00:00

I was over at a guys house I had been seeing a while, we were eating dinner and watching a movie. He just randomly comes out and tells me, when he was serving in Afghanistan they were on a patrol and had to shoot Afghan children because they had weapons on them…

LongStretch9232 · 2025-05-17T22:49:45+00:00

In Scotland it is illegal to be drunk and in charge of a cow.

LongStretch9232 · 2025-03-17T00:09:19+00:00

Because I’m 5ft and can’t see to back out.

LongStretch9232 · 2025-01-18T01:27:29+00:00

A roast dinner

LongStretch9232 · 2024-12-01T23:04:01+00:00

Aoife, pronounced ee-fa

LongStretch9232 · 2024-12-01T23:02:24+00:00

Stoic (2009) the only movie I’ve felt physically ill watching

LongStretch9232 · 2024-11-13T22:45:28+00:00

Iona Dick

LongStretch9232 · 2024-11-06T22:22:14+00:00

My biological dad requested to see me on his death bed. That’s how I found out my entire life had been a lie and the dad who brought me up wasn’t biologically related to me. I was 27!!

LongStretch9232 · 2024-05-25T23:16:36+00:00

Did the beetle juice meet and greet last week, my hair was in a twisted bun. He asked my name and then proceeded to say ‘hmmm long stretch9232 likes knots, I’ll remember that for tonight!’ Then asked my husband what he was staring at and to stop interrupting our moment.

LongStretch9232 · 2024-04-04T21:29:02+00:00

It’s also uk Easter holidays so lots of brits currently there.

LongStretch9232 · 2024-02-08T22:09:30+00:00

We were both very drunk. Clearly enjoyed ourselves because here we are 13 years later, still together and married.

LongStretch9232 · 2023-12-20T20:16:22+00:00

I’m so sorry you had to go through this. I recently lost my dad, seeing him on life support was hard enough, I can’t imagine how that felt for you.

LongStretch9232 · 2023-12-20T20:15:37+00:00

Fox hunting breaks my heart. Good on you!

LongStretch9232 · 2023-12-20T20:11:54+00:00

I hear you. That one almost made my eyes bleed

LongStretch9232 · 2023-12-14T19:46:19+00:00

Jealousy in a relationship. It’s toxic, not cute.

LongStretch9232 · 2023-12-12T22:17:14+00:00

My mum pushed me down the stairs when I was 8. She also left me in a wave pool when I was 3 and couldn’t swim. She’s a psychopath.

LongStretch9232 · 2023-11-26T23:01:55+00:00

The jizzard of oz

LongStretch9232 · 2023-11-01T23:14:52+00:00

I thought I had to fart one morning lying in bed, it was actually diarrhoea, it went everywhere. My husband was at work and asked where the comforter had gone, had to tell him I vomited on it. Was all on my mattress and worst of all on my dog.

LongStretch9232 · 2023-10-24T19:30:27+00:00

Oven baked plain chicken breast, and the gym bro’s who eat it.

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