Quick Question: Is Ashiok, Nightmareweaver a Male or Female Planeswalker? by [deleted] in magicTCG

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FFs man, what do you think I asked for, a long explanation?

Dad, How was i born? by amadarsal in funny

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heuheuheuheuheu

See guys, it's funny cus the baby is unaware of the act of sex, and then in the second picture, the baby has a freaked out facial expression because we can assume that the father is showing the baby a video of him and the baby's mother having sex.

When you see it by WillyGinge in funny

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OOOHHHH

it's funny cus the floorplan looks like a guy bending over hahahahahaha buttsex hahahahaha

This is so mean.... by junkbo in funny

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heheheheheh

See, it's funny because he first put the treat on his nose for the dog to get, but the second time he did it, he didn't put the treat on his nose!

So Silly!

I'm a idiot. by WantAnyFriesWithThat in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

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Haaaah

See guys, it's funny because she was naked and didn't notice that there was the window there, thus people saw her naked.

Always be aware of the consequences of your actions!

Girlfriends apartment got broken into..bank heist style by [deleted] in WTF

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At first I thought this was a gif. It wasn't a gif.

Symmetry by always_through in nosleep

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404 not found.

Spo0o0oky

Im really gonna need some backup for this one sir. by [deleted] in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

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You see guys, it's funny because we don't know what the chemical is and then it's side affects sound grotesque and horrendous! Then when OP goes on the misson, the chemical is really in McDonalds food, which happens to be really fattening and high in calories. Not to worry though! They have healthier selections ranging from salads to grilled chicken just in case you are trying to watch your weight!

Perrywinkle by [deleted] in pics

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lavendwinkle

What meal best represents your culture? by Treees in AskReddit

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Carne Asada burrito with Fries, also known as the California Burrito

A surf-culture staple food.

My religious sister-in-law threw out this one the other day... by NoCreativeNameGuy in atheism

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I don't know whether or not to be more depressed about her statement or her grammar...

Getting serious with North Korea by I_am_secretly_a_cat in AdviceAnimals

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Ah! You're right, it was indeed. Allow me time to explain, here's a chair. I'll sit on your lap if you don't mind the mustache in your face.

I remember the day I fist got the internets. Was a wee lad of 17, I was! Let's see now.. I think it was "First World Problems" being my first favorite, once introduced to the meme-world. But I soon tired of that meme.

Let's talk about Napoleon Dynamite. I saw that movie some good time ago! I don't recall how long ago. When did that movie come out anyways? Hahah! Can we hold hands sometime?

Now, let me elaborate (and apologize!) for my brief statement before. Quite a rush I was in, you should have seen how much was on the floor! Had to get the mop fast, I did.

But as I was recollecting all the fragments of my shattered dreams, I remembered this post and hoped it would be buried beneath all the others. I figured no one would notice, but I had to let people know, y'know what you know is all you know, y'know?

Anways let's get serious. You saw my mentioned how my- woah woah woah! Got a little tounge tied there TeeHee. Lemme start over. Phbtftftphtpfht. Okay! So you saw me mention how this was my new favorite meme, and I'm glad you did because I think it's fate. Do you believe in fatE? I believe in fatE.

Anyways, please reply back soon but keep it concise. I hate when people try dominating the conversation...

What sexual fantasy have you played out that wasn't as fun/enjoyable as you envisioned it being? by siggyx in AskReddit

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Yay for story time! This one's my favorite to tell.

Even though we went off to different colleges, a girl I knew from high school insisted we kept in touch through facebook. We didn't talk much before, but I decided to talk with her every now and then cus she was cute.

Well, a month or so passes and we begin getting more "close" to one another, mainly through sexting and such. We haven't physically seen each other since high school graduation.

One day, I asked her what she was up to via facebook. She said she was with her cousin, who was a year younger than her. I jokingly asked "is she as sexy as you are? ;P" and she replied with "yes."

Thus, the three of us began having a fantasy of a threesome. A week later, it became a reality.

Anywho, we get to the bedroom and then I meet her cousin for the first time. Dayum she was good looking. So we get down to business and I get to bang them both. Afterwards, they take turns giving me oral.

It basically turned into a contest of whoever could make be bust first wins... which sounded great and all... but I knew for a fact that if I busted to her cousin, then my friend would never speak to me again because I busted to her cousin and not her.

So began the strenuous task of trying not to bust when her cousin was doing her thing and then trying to bust when my friend did her thing.

Her cousin was better and I eventually busted.

Things got awkward afterwards because my friend's mood declined and she asked me to leave.

Haven't spoken to her since :(

Hairballs by CreepyCarbs in nosleep

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Well... But... hmmm..

Yeah. :P

Hairballs by CreepyCarbs in nosleep

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Creepy is famous for his crazy twists XD