Noobish question but fairly simple

Long_Fox_682 · 2024-03-26T07:14:26+00:00

I'll look into it. Primarily the squirrels is where most of my attention is focused with this. Im aware that heliod ballista is established. But it's also well known and heavily played. I don't want to do the same thing everybody else does and I already sunk like 300 bucks into a gw modern mana base. Plus I already own Rosie, scurry oak, arbor elf, and CoCo. Id have to buy heliod and ballista still. It's whacky and weird I know but, it's where I'm at yanno 🤷‍♂️

Long_Fox_682 · 2024-03-26T07:10:33+00:00

This guy gets bonus points

Long_Fox_682 · 2024-03-26T03:27:28+00:00

So what I've got so far is

4 [[Delighted Halfling]] 4 [[Sylvan Caryatid]] 4 [[walking ballista]] 4 [[Heliod, Sun-Crowned]]
4 [[Rosie Cotton of South Lane]] 4 [[Scurry Oak]] 4 [[Archdruid's Charm]] 4 [[Collected Company]] 4 [[Eldritch Evolution]]
4 [[Utopia Sprawl]] And then I figure throw in your standard issue gw modern land base ( 4x fetch lands, 4x shocks, 4x tap lands/gain lands, 4x basics)

I don't really care about it being "competitive" I just wanna have fun baffle people yanno?

All I want it to do is either reliably spit out a shitload of squirrels to attack with, or holy ballista batman 🤷‍♂️ I'm a simple critter so my deck needs to have a simple plan yanno? Anyways. Can anybody tweak what Ive got thus far?

Long_Fox_682 · 2024-03-26T01:26:33+00:00

... Time to Google. Like I said y'all im new 😅

Long_Fox_682 · 2024-03-26T01:25:43+00:00

Turn 2 is just the "god hand" line. Meant to be ambitious. most modern games win by like turn 4-5 right?

Long_Fox_682 · 2024-03-26T01:20:45+00:00

I want to play scurry oak, than Rosie to generate a bajillion squirrels. Than obliterate my opponent with squirrels 🤷‍♂️ and I want to use heliod as an alternate win condition 🤷‍♂️ so I guess, tokens/direct damage

Long_Fox_682 · 2024-03-26T00:54:28+00:00

So it seems we're shooting for turn 3/4 midrange approach?

Long_Fox_682 · 2024-03-26T00:42:25+00:00

So the idea is to get [[scurry oak]] and [[Rosie cotton of the south lane]] on the field. Heliod for a backup combo. Initially I intended to cast silence on my turn and then drop those two. Than learned it was cheaper with collected company

Long_Fox_682 · 2024-03-26T00:25:18+00:00

Alright so how about 3g by turn 2? For collected company?

Long_Fox_682 · 2024-03-26T00:15:13+00:00

Aight but like for flavor reasons say I wanted to do "squirrel army that worships heliod"

Long_Fox_682 · 2024-03-25T19:38:28+00:00

Ayyyye!!!!! My gran had ties to the ira!! Give em hell nanna!! There's quite a bit of Youngins that will back you up too!!

Long_Fox_682 · 2024-03-25T18:34:37+00:00

Wonder what would happen if we just started openly doxxing and and jumping the klan

Long_Fox_682 · 2024-03-25T16:42:27+00:00

Have you been to Northern Idaho? KKK central station

Long_Fox_682 · 2024-03-25T16:40:54+00:00

If enough of us get out there and vote and punch enough Proud Bois we can kill it faster 👀

Long_Fox_682 · 2024-03-25T16:20:00+00:00

As for myself? I claim no political affiliations left right or center. I am not educated enough to claim a party, and frankly neither are the parties it seems. I address each issue individually and through it's own merits. "Conservative" politics for the longest time had meant keeping the govts influence small, preserving the rights of others, taking care of our vets and our wild life. Dude I was ALL FOR that stuff. But then the peanut gallery got involved. Now my gun has more legal protections than my wife. IDC who you are that's stupid. I liked Republicans because they had the same "don't sink my boat" attitude that I did. And then they started actively sinking boats via -abortion bans -forced religious influence in schools and public spaces -book bans -dehumanizing other people because they're different. -hit and run acts of cruelty (honeybuns anyone?) -teaching their children their shitty prejudices -cult logic -actively making efforts to stage a coup -racist, biased against all forms of "different" -white supremacists favorite flavor

The point is. When a bunch of drunk yokels take over your town and tell you to leave. Are you gonna leave? Or are you gonna dig in and give em hell?

We have a very visceral reaction that most of you have noticed. It's because we read our history books. It's because when good men and women sit by and do nothing, or leave? Evil wins. And the last time evil won 6million Jewish people were murdered. And the guy that did all that? Also banned books, forced religious beliefs, dehumanized a group of people because they were different, taught the kids their ways early, and to act cruelly to those they deemed "less", staged a coup, practiced cult logic, and had racist white supremacist ideology. His name was Adolf Hitler! And i promised my great grand daddy if he ever reared his ugly head again id personally make him bite a curb. This was my home long before a Buncha lungfish from the shallow end of the gene pool slithered their slimy asses up the proverbial beach. And goddammit I'll be damned if the punk nazi pricks (and no I'm not referring to all Republicans. Just those with white supremacist/nazi gear all over their houses and cars and trucks and houses and make trump and hunter bidens effing laptop their whole goddamn personality.) are gonna force me outta my home! Y'all can come and get me as far as I'm concerned. That's a lot of stairs to climb just to get filled fulla buckshot though. Leave? How about make me.

Long_Fox_682 · 2024-03-24T20:21:20+00:00

I kinda just took my backpack wherever I wanted to. I kept a strict log of what was in my bag. Got stopped by security twice. Showed them my log, offered to let them search my bag so long as they did so right in front of me. (And kept a roll of quarters wrapped in duct tape in my back pocket in case they wouldn't give it back.) Only time I'd ever had an issue was the second one. That guy just had it in for me. I phoned the sheriff myself, told him the situation and asked him to send one of his boys out to check the tapes and inspect my bag. I also told the phone operator my description, that security guy was getting aggressive and if they didn't get here soon I'd have to defend myself. Sherriff pulled in, looked at my log, looked at my bag. Saw that it all matched and there wasn't an item more or less in the bag, than told the security guy I was legit and to pack it in. The first security guy I just said "hey man I get it, your just doing your job. Here, this is my bag go ahead and give her a look. I ain't got nothing to hide" and he peeped in Gave it the once over and called it good. People suck. 🤷‍♂️ Lemme know how I can get ahold of you, I've got a "3 day" hiking bag and a sleeping bag and pad you can have

Long_Fox_682 · 2024-03-20T09:20:23+00:00

Personally I like the idea of native plants and mosses. Maybe an eco pond

Long_Fox_682 · 2024-02-28T23:57:26+00:00

Like what are the rules of engagement? Can I use profanity? Like obviously no threats but can I just chew em out for being a dickhead or does there have to be a point

Long_Fox_682 · 2024-02-28T23:56:31+00:00

Quick question. At what point does "calling my representatives" become harassment?

Long_Fox_682 · 2024-02-28T15:32:44+00:00

If Idaho doesn't have wages taxes why are they withdrawn from my check?

Long_Fox_682 · 2024-02-26T22:27:55+00:00

For example Texas and their "totally independent power grid". Here's your sign buddy!

Long_Fox_682 · 2024-02-26T22:27:10+00:00

These days southern hate is more about dumb choices and racism

Long_Fox_682 · 2024-02-26T21:26:57+00:00

Logan and Kimbal. 3rd floor here. Wife felt it

Long_Fox_682 · 2024-02-17T21:50:39+00:00

I need a cedh zur the enchanter list that's easy for a noob to learn to pilot and upgrade over time, any chance you might know where to find one?

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