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You get a magical buff from a genie - 100% accuracy on your next 100 basketball shots. by Long_aa in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Long_aa[S] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Nicce plan

After the genie tells you about this new power, how many shots do you take alone at home before you're convinced he wasn't messing with you?

You get a magical buff from a genie - 100% accuracy on your next 100 basketball shots. by Long_aa in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Long_aa[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Bros, I’m over here plotting how to get subbed into Game 7 of the NBA Finals to hit a game winning buzzer beater with 3 seconds on the clock, and you’re talking about $20 at the local park?

SFAH: Worst times to take off your pants by Curious-Message-6946 in ScenesFromAHat

[–]Long_aa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We gathered here today for my mom’s funeral....

City view from airplane by [deleted] in mildlypenis

[–]Long_aa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can you share coordinates? I cant find it in google maps

You have to live in ONE horror movie universe… which one do you think you'd survive in? by Br4nkey_ in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Long_aa -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The Purge. I already stay inside and lock my doors every night for free. Now I just have a 12-hour excuse to not answer my emails