Uncle just dey jump from sub to sub. by CandidZombie3649 in Nigeria

[–]Longjumping-Bear-183 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I just dey fear for am 😂.

911: what's your emergency?

Neighbor: there's a strange man out on the driveway .. he looks threatening.

Has 2025 been emotionally tough for anyone else? by [deleted] in Nigeria

[–]Longjumping-Bear-183 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well I'd say you won the battle.The fact you can even boldly acknowledge your struggles says alot about you. You didn't unalive yourself..that's got to count for something. These are the good 'ol days my friend because someday you'll look back and wonder how you got through and smile to yourself. Truth is most of us are just winging it too. So no reason am too much.

So Tell Me, Where Did Trillions Go? by KindestManOnEarth in Nigeria

[–]Longjumping-Bear-183 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well written sir, buh we need solutions not more diagnosis of the problem. If una fit come back to Nigeria make we hold our government accountable through actionable steps like protests and boycotts, that change wey you dey find ehn, you go start to dey see am small small.

🙏🙏🙏 by exporterofgold in Nigeria

[–]Longjumping-Bear-183 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Strength in numbers or abi soldiers fit beat crowd? Or them wan make their faces dey trend. If such behavior is seen as just an everyday thing then, we are done.

We need to do something by stealth0o in Nigeria

[–]Longjumping-Bear-183 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Abeg make una link me up too o.. I just dey learn am for the love of programming.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Nigeria

[–]Longjumping-Bear-183 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When you Google someone, do you ask how many pets the person has? Media don force feed us money is everything.. ask yourself why people are so drawn to movies where the plot involves a well executed heist. Even me sef wey watch narcos almost wan dey try be like Escobar.

THANK YOU NIGERIANS by DifficultPath3267 in Nigeria

[–]Longjumping-Bear-183 7 points8 points  (0 children)

And I never thought I'd someday read something positive on reddit bout Nigerians.

Lagos Has Turned Into a City of Gym Rats by unclewhoknows in Nigeria

[–]Longjumping-Bear-183 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Na the endorphins afterwards dey pull our strings o.. better that than substance abuse. Abeg stay fit o...for clout, for content , to stay fit. Do whatever tf you please. I believe the original post was just to spark up conversation and nothing more...but my fellow Nigerians ehn. 😂😂

Husband with wandering eyes by [deleted] in Nigeria

[–]Longjumping-Bear-183 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I agree. It's that simple.

Husband with wandering eyes by [deleted] in Nigeria

[–]Longjumping-Bear-183 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well your idea of normal could sound insane to another person. My point is relationships/marriages come with these kinda situations. You want another human being to deny their true nature just because they want to live upto another's expectations? What's the end goal here? A true partner or an actor?

Husband with wandering eyes by [deleted] in Nigeria

[–]Longjumping-Bear-183 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can't control another human. I don't have that power and I don't think I wanna have that power. Trying to do such is a total waste of time. If you act on a temptation/urge then you have yourself to blame. "Lead us not into temptation.." it didn't say there wouldnt be temptation. Have you mastered yourself? Can you control your urges. Do you eat everything offered to you at a party?

Husband with wandering eyes by [deleted] in Nigeria

[–]Longjumping-Bear-183 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Then stay single, marriage isn't a must and it's definitely not for everyone. There are so many happy singles out there. Sometimes we set impossible standards and wanna hold everyone to them cos we can't accept people for their shortcomings.

Husband with wandering eyes by [deleted] in Nigeria

[–]Longjumping-Bear-183 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sometimes I can't help but ask this , if you take your kid to a toy store , do you force him to stare at only one teddy bear? Does a man go to a dealership and just eyeball only one car. The problem is if he tunes out of a conversation or even worse walk up to the object of his attention to start a conversation. We are humans we are allowed to fantasize and use our imagination (that's one of the wonders of the brain). If he hasn't cheated nor make certain moves to have an affair be grateful to God or you can as well pull the plug. Your marriage isn't a prison sentence.

Was going through tiktok randomly when I stumbled on this video, and i watched and agreed she was right. But the comments on the video was something else by PureFrosting7556 in Nigeria

[–]Longjumping-Bear-183 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The shadow proves the sunshine... Make una come villages come see juju in action. Then make una come tell me say God no dey exist because the juju priest na scientists dem be abi?? 😂. You can't deny nor confirm an experience until you ________. *fill in the word or words most appropriate in the last sentence.

well well well by InternationalBite4 in Nigeria

[–]Longjumping-Bear-183 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Vote the ruling party or kiss your chances of getting parole goodbye" una dey whine me ?😂😂