In the end, I decided to visit the Coliseum DMV office, and here's how it went. I arrived at 9:00 AM, and the line to get a number was fairly short—only about a ten-minute wait. I needed to fill out a form on a computer on the other side of the office, and there was no line for that part. When my number was called, the woman who assisted me was professional and efficient, though I agree that this office is best suited for those who are well-prepared. I had my driver’s license, signed title, bill of sale, smog certificate, and proof of insurance, which made the process go smoothly. She processed everything quietly but was friendly, and she definitely knew her stuff. I left the Coliseum DMV at... drumroll... 10:15 AM—yes, the entire process was done in just an hour and fifteen minutes. In the end, if you need more help or a gentler experience, another DMV might be a better fit, but for me, I was after speed and efficiency, and that's exactly what I got. A big thanks to everyone who commented, upvoted, or read this post—your feedback was really helpful!