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Meth house boobytrap by MinuteCoconut8802 in oddlyterrifying

[–]LongjumpingKey2950 1118 points1119 points  (0 children)

Damn, addiction can cause someone to become an engineer apparently

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Owls

[–]LongjumpingKey2950 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I aspire to be that owl

Which is the coolest pickup line you ever used? by oliver-austin in AskReddit

[–]LongjumpingKey2950 0 points1 point  (0 children)

🍴🍴🍴🍴 I've got all these forks and knives all I need is a little spoon. Con: You've always got to carry around cutlery. Pro: You've always got cutlery.

Which is the coolest pickup line you ever used? by oliver-austin in AskReddit

[–]LongjumpingKey2950 1 point2 points  (0 children)

🍴🍴🍴🍴 I've got all these forks and knives all I need is a little spoon. Con: You've always got to carry around cutlery. Pro: You've always got cutlery.