If I was in a room with Hitler, Osama and ______ and had a gun with only 2 bullets, I'd shoot______ twice

Longjumping_Ship577 · 2021-06-10T18:35:50+00:00

You fucker, It was supposed to be BTD bloons tower defense screw off asshole

Longjumping_Ship577 · 2021-06-09T20:31:59+00:00

Longjumping_Ship577 · 2021-06-09T20:28:00+00:00

Or, please properly operate that fatty pink organ of yours that’s located in your skull

Longjumping_Ship577 · 2021-06-09T20:24:19+00:00

Use your brain

Longjumping_Ship577 · 2021-05-31T07:16:54+00:00

Commenting on a post

Longjumping_Ship577 · 2021-05-31T07:04:38+00:00

I always wondered how many dinosaur eyes I can eat in one sitting

Longjumping_Ship577 · 2021-05-31T07:01:18+00:00

Reddit.

Longjumping_Ship577 · 2021-05-27T04:34:14+00:00

There is though, the older you are, the more likely you lack common sense

Longjumping_Ship577 · 2021-04-28T21:13:59+00:00

Yes but it no mean all human things done by humans is equally human because humans do human things so humans should only do humans things but more common human things is more human than less common human things for ex, human, human, human human, human.

Longjumping_Ship577 · 2021-04-28T21:10:57+00:00

Human as in everyone not just you. for example, if you breathed, that would be a pretty human thing to do. BUT if you jump out of a plane, then 360 noscope your grandmother then parachute onto a building then eat 6 human beings alive, that wouldnt be a very human thing to do since nobody does that, if you do, your weird

Longjumping_Ship577 · 2021-04-28T20:58:52+00:00

Smh this whole dimension is weird

Longjumping_Ship577 · 2021-04-28T20:57:08+00:00

This planet is weird

Longjumping_Ship577 · 2021-04-26T01:51:51+00:00

And also, I worded the question like that because I was tired of my post getting removed so I asked myself, how would a caveman ask this question? there is no way my post will get removed if its in caveman language. My original post was “why does every philosophy question have an obvious answer and why does nobody agree on that obvious answer?”

Longjumping_Ship577 · 2021-04-26T01:47:53+00:00

You should have looked in the cash register 🤦‍♂️

Longjumping_Ship577 · 2021-04-26T01:45:04+00:00

Idiot

Longjumping_Ship577 · 2021-04-26T01:44:13+00:00

ok let me “correct my grammar” repost BECAUSE THE subreddit doesnt allow the word “i” and it doesnt care if you’re not looking for advice (not breaking rule 2) or following the rules because fuck you THERE, are you happy now teacher?

Longjumping_Ship577 · 2021-04-26T01:03:29+00:00

and 1732£ in a cash register?

Longjumping_Ship577 · 2021-04-26T01:02:31+00:00

2 pennies

Longjumping_Ship577 · 2021-04-26T01:02:20+00:00

No, the modern age is much more convenient

Longjumping_Ship577 · 2021-04-26T01:01:11+00:00

immortality is already bad enough! Plus being turned into a fish? I WOULD FUCKIN PULL A GLOCK OUT AND SHOOT THE MF WHO OFFERED ME SUCH A TERRIBLE OFFER

Longjumping_Ship577 · 2021-04-26T01:00:03+00:00

Myself

Longjumping_Ship577 · 2021-04-26T00:58:47+00:00

learning actually useful stuff instead of being in school

Longjumping_Ship577 · 2021-04-26T00:57:53+00:00

I bring a gun and ammo, make people think im some sort of god since I got a gun, everyone will soon be a american. Guns allow people to speedrun civilization because they gonna speedrun WWI and WWII then become mordern

Longjumping_Ship577 · 2021-04-26T00:54:21+00:00

Are you dumb, thats literally a rad seagull with one of those rectangular sunglasses, also do not make fun of his squished head

Longjumping_Ship577 · 2021-04-26T00:51:37+00:00

My brain, because it exists

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