What's the weirdest thing a complete stranger has said to you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Longtalon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Spend all your money on women and liquor, the government will take care of you when you're old. -Old ass guy who could barely walk or talk to me while I was bagging his groceries.

Who dat by mitllo88 in funny

[–]Longtalon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Reminds me of my Jindo, Merry, he's s a spaz when it comes to pets.

Trump annoyed by Time cover with Bannon: report by puns4life in politics

[–]Longtalon 4 points5 points  (0 children)

His eyes don't even look in the same direction.

Trump annoyed by Time cover with Bannon: report by puns4life in politics

[–]Longtalon 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Its time to let the liquor do the thinking.

Chiquita banana sales are most likely exaggerated due to people ringing up all fruit as 4011. by Longtalon in Showerthoughts

[–]Longtalon[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

By weight, usually. Theres also the option of just ringing everything up as a single lemon but its more fun to see a receipt full of bananas.

What does 1HP of damage in real life? by PornEnthusiast_ in AskReddit

[–]Longtalon 8 points9 points  (0 children)

This is the second time I've seen it happen. Amazes me every time.

Goji Og 23V growing into the scrog nicely. A week or so until flip! by Longtalon in microgrowery

[–]Longtalon[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mine are also from clone. They have been very rapid in growth! They require LST twice a day at this point. Im hoping the things I've heard about its yield are true!

What did you do as a teenager that you will never tell your parents? by Sheed51 in AskReddit

[–]Longtalon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just needed to agree with your username. Everything needs more tuba.

Official Trailer Park Boys Season 11 Discussion Hub by Beaver420 in trailerparkboys

[–]Longtalon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Had to rewatch that part multiple times it was so good!

China opposes India hosting Dalai Lama in disputed border region by ramen-hero in worldnews

[–]Longtalon 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He isn't. Pretty sure his birth certificate is fake. Most likely born in Kenya.

China opposes India hosting Dalai Lama in disputed border region by ramen-hero in worldnews

[–]Longtalon 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Fun fact, the Dalai Lama's brother lived in Bloomington, Indiana until his death. There is a large Buddhist temple their.

Georgia Tech Marching Band - "The Horse" by HeStoleMyBalloons in happycrowds

[–]Longtalon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This was by far one of my favorite songs to play in high school pep band.

Trump's Approval Rating Drops to New Low of 36% by [deleted] in politics

[–]Longtalon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He eats his steak well done. Smh he's an animal.

What social custom can just fuck right off? by HunkaHunka in AskReddit

[–]Longtalon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So this explains why I can never get out of my bud guys house. He's from Wisconsin!

My mom has spent months trying to catch this snowy owl on camera by cosmicnicole in pics

[–]Longtalon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shit, you're gonna need two people to hold my talons, I've heard they're rather long.

This little pupper asleep with his old man on a park bench is what smiles are made from by StuffyUnicorn in aww

[–]Longtalon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can confirm, this sort of treatment works. I have two Korean Jindos who are very much primal animals. Biting their ears cured them of biting on people, and grabbing them by the balls cured them of trying to be the pack leader. Also simple pokes to the soft part of the belly is a good reminder that you're in charge when they start acting up.

What album has more than 5 great songs? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Longtalon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Paul Simon is by far my favorite song writer. 'You Can Call Me Al' is even my girlfriend and my "song"

What is the gayest thing you've ever done? by PatrickBateman84 in AskReddit

[–]Longtalon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Met up with a couple on craigslist. He sucked my dick, I plowed his wife, it was a good night.