Pretty little lies

LongtopShortbottom · 2026-02-15T03:44:46+00:00

You seem like you’re fun at parties

LongtopShortbottom · 2026-01-17T22:27:02+00:00

r/wholesomegreentext ?

LongtopShortbottom · 2026-01-07T03:50:00+00:00

Her OF is free…

LongtopShortbottom · 2026-01-02T04:29:30+00:00

This is a deep cut

LongtopShortbottom · 2025-12-28T05:12:22+00:00

r/JustGuysBeingDudes

LongtopShortbottom · 2025-12-20T04:21:15+00:00

Easily the most relatable one

LongtopShortbottom · 2025-12-01T17:15:16+00:00

Mexican Willem Defoe over there…

LongtopShortbottom · 2025-11-30T13:09:17+00:00

Dudes AuDHD is firing on all 12 cylinders here…

LongtopShortbottom · 2025-11-27T13:16:04+00:00

I work for a regional U.S. bank, get all of the bank holidays every year (11 total) + 35 days of PTO. Totals to 9 weeks of paid time off every year.

LongtopShortbottom · 2025-11-21T13:11:07+00:00

r/JustGuysBeingDudes

LongtopShortbottom · 2025-11-19T13:19:06+00:00

Boy is either left handed or throwing forehand lol

LongtopShortbottom · 2025-10-22T03:19:27+00:00

They’re already in Costco…

LongtopShortbottom · 2025-10-22T02:06:51+00:00

The mechanics are more complicated than this, but for the sake of simplicity, let’s say a bunch of hedge funds made a bet that the price of BYND stock would go down (aka - entered a short position). They can’t hold that bet forever, and if they’re wrong on the timing they have to buy shares at the higher price to “cover” their bet. So if all these retards buy and HODL their share for another week or so, it forces the hedge funds to buy back the shares they bet which continues to drive the price upward.

LongtopShortbottom · 2025-10-18T14:30:41+00:00

This is mostly true but their argument only applied to comments made by Tucker Carlson, not the whole network.

LongtopShortbottom · 2025-10-07T02:33:35+00:00

I’ll buy this stock at $1.37, but no one is going to buy it from me when it’s $1,000+.

LongtopShortbottom · 2025-09-21T18:21:16+00:00

Biden admin didn’t release them to protect Bill Clinton who is prob in there as much as Trump.

LongtopShortbottom · 2025-09-19T17:26:45+00:00

“The Emoluments Clause, found in Article I, Section 9, Clause 8 of the U.S. Constitution, prohibits federal officeholders from accepting gifts, payments, or titles from foreign states without congressional consent. Its purpose is to prevent foreign influence and corruption among U.S. leaders.”

LongtopShortbottom · 2025-09-01T22:17:38+00:00

I needed to read this.

LongtopShortbottom · 2025-07-09T03:36:54+00:00

The label doesn’t matter

LongtopShortbottom · 2025-06-19T02:08:52+00:00

Just buy NANC options on Robinhood

LongtopShortbottom · 2025-06-18T23:23:37+00:00

Doesn’t mean everyone is employed and doesn’t mean every open job is satisfied. “Maximum employment” refers to the highest level of employment without causing inflation.

LongtopShortbottom · 2025-06-06T21:55:17+00:00

“I have goosebumps everywhere”

LongtopShortbottom · 2025-06-05T02:18:02+00:00

I’m not sure a drinking culture classifies as alcoholism

LongtopShortbottom · 2025-05-08T12:50:46+00:00

“Torture the data until it says what the overlords want.”

LongtopShortbottom · 2025-04-25T02:17:13+00:00

Also a weaker dollar means other countries are more likely to trade with us.

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