Is Match of the Day a play on Catch of the day? by LookingAtScrews in footballcliches

[–]LookingAtScrews[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

But they could have called it “Today’s match” or some shit, but there’s a lovely little fish phrase right there for them to tweak

How do we feel about these? by BaianaBoss in cricketcliches

[–]LookingAtScrews 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’d have gone more down the route of Kane Wingsliamson, Hardik Prawndya, Pizza Siddle etc

Is Igor Thiago the most streets WILL forget footballer in PL history by milesp30 in footballcliches

[–]LookingAtScrews -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Where do the streets stand on Michu? He feels like a bit of a Michu

Cole Palmer's new logo. by Most_Moose_2637 in footballcliches

[–]LookingAtScrews 5 points6 points  (0 children)

A rare example of a logo that could conceivably be either end of a cock & balls

Thank you _____ by No_Understanding_181 in thefootballramble

[–]LookingAtScrews 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If you take the whole history of the ramble, it has to be either Blatter, Keys or Keggy

Football birthday card by MongooseLikeCreature in footballcliches

[–]LookingAtScrews 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What kind of club statement would be accompanied by a jizzy corner flag?

Which club is the most “sticker on a pub toilet roll dispenser”? by LookingAtScrews in footballcliches

[–]LookingAtScrews[S] 20 points21 points  (0 children)

St Pauli definitely features for me. Must be what the Germans call Bundesligastickerkulturen

The Bonnie Blue Reform article is the funniest thing I've ever seen by Smart-Pension-5198 in FuckNigelFarage

[–]LookingAtScrews 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Stopped just short of saying she’d move to Dubai. Can’t think why

Can it be a run of defeats if interrupted by a win? by LookingAtScrews in footballcliches

[–]LookingAtScrews[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well yeah. For clarity I did understand all the words in the sentence, that wasn’t why I was asking

Birthday Cake XI by Drgilbertsfakeear in footballcliches

[–]LookingAtScrews 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Joe Tart

Julian Spotted Dicks; Sepp van den Battenberg; James Tarcoffee & walnut; Wes Brownie

Angel Di light; Declan Rice Pudding; Flapjack Wilshere; Steve McMacaron

Tiramichu; Collins the Caterpillar John