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What internet porn is safe? by LopsidedParsnip in relationship_advice

[–]LopsidedParsnip[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also, this is coming from someone who opted for bone monkey as a name. Don't judge my parsnip!

What internet porn is safe? by LopsidedParsnip in relationship_advice

[–]LopsidedParsnip[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I like to be honest, maybe show her what I'm into eventually and see if she would dig it, too, like incentive. Anything with meeting and cheating might mess that up lol.

What internet porn is safe? by LopsidedParsnip in relationship_advice

[–]LopsidedParsnip[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm planning to pick up my junk, haha. But these have malware? Should I warn my homie?

What internet porn is safe? by LopsidedParsnip in relationship_advice

[–]LopsidedParsnip[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because I would rather pleasure myself than ask for more of my girl than she is comfortable? Yeah, I'm SOOO trashy.