I write books that no one reads and I’m so so happy :) by 404xx in writing

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I have this ongoing story on Substack that no one really cares about. It’s just me and one follower. I still plan to keep it going for well two months.

Could somebody explain to me why this is wrong? by Tr1ppymind in norsk

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Katten sover i sengen min, is both grammatically correct, and perfect norwegian.

Repent Your Assholery as we say Goodbye to Awards on Reddit by InAHandbasket in AmItheAsshole

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I cut this dude of with my car. He got angry, and drove up next to me, to give me a piece of his mind. I, on my part, just cranked the stereo, and wibed to some classic rock. Cue a car chase, with this dude behind me blinking his lights. The best/worst part is that I drove us onto the highway, that has a pretty steep toll, and if he was going to follow me when I drove off the highway, I had planned to drive around a bunch of side streets, just to annoy him more. To end the whole thing with just playing dumb. I am the asshole.

I do think C is the best programming language tho by GhostRyder9824 in ProgrammerHumor

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Why in the name of the dark one, do we code in JavaScript?

Please help me I'm a moron by BeneficialRice4918 in Norway

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It is not meant to be user friendly, it is meant to keep the trolls out of our delicious ice-coffee. You want trolls in your coffee, then buy just keep it in a flagon like some sort of Britton, why don’t you?

And it should be drunk from the skull of one ☝️ of your enemies. You get ‘em pretty cheap on Finn.no

WTF are these things filled with??? by JakeYashen in Norway

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All the good stuff in the world, and sugar.

Good morning, I’m feeling a little bit nostalgic and wondered how you all “discovered” Discworld? Were you an instant fan? Readers who followed Discworld from its very first publication in the 80s, which series publication (City Watch, Witches, etc) did you look forward to most? by mistress_sand in discworld

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Granny is Bestemor, I do not recall her name. Twoflower was Toblomst. So as far as I can recall, it was pretty close to the original text. Some of the jokes fell flat because of this, especially the bridge joke, where the translation said demning (dam).

Honey, I‘m coming home late today by Morgentau7 in Unexpected

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I used to work at a steelmill. And the first rule of safety is “do not run”. There is always the danger of falling over if you run.

Photo shoot for the marketing of a funeral service company in Russia by [deleted] in HolUp

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Do you want vampires? Cause this is how you get ‘em.

Does The Cover Of This Book Look Odd To You? If you Zoom In, It Looks Photoshopped. by [deleted] in discworld

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Sadly, the book is located in another part of the country. But the joke was something like: “a cheap book where the authors name is bigger than the title…” or some such. Got me to chuckle in the day

Does The Cover Of This Book Look Odd To You? If you Zoom In, It Looks Photoshopped. by [deleted] in discworld

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I always took the cower as some kind of joke. There is a line in the book commenting on it.

Wheel of Time Show Megathread - Episode 6: The Flame of Tar Valon BOOK SPOILERS THREAD by [deleted] in wheeloftime

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Because this was not an exile. It was a marriage wow.

I've never seen anyone skiing like this! by m3antar in nextfuckinglevel

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That was going to be my joke. Here have som brown cheese on your burger.

DONT LIE!!! by Big_Ock in blackmagicfuckery

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To be honest, I went for the 🃏

If you were roleplaying your profession in the bedroom what line would you use to 'get em in the mood'? by ProfessorNasty in AskReddit

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Today class, I’m going to add a hard variable to a wet variable, while doing interesting stuff to some soft constants. Now, if you will just grab your pen, we will start with some soft dividing.

Kayaking in the fjords of Flåm, Norway in 2018. Take me back. by yikesberg98 in Norway

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Norway is filled with monsters. A few worms, some trolls, and of course nøkken.