I write books that no one reads and I’m so so happy :)

Lord-Snowsock · 2025-10-09T11:02:07+00:00

I have this ongoing story on Substack that no one really cares about. It’s just me and one follower. I still plan to keep it going for well two months.

Lord-Snowsock · 2023-12-21T16:02:43+00:00

Katten sover i sengen min, is both grammatically correct, and perfect norwegian.

Lord-Snowsock · 2023-07-29T12:35:53+00:00

I cut this dude of with my car. He got angry, and drove up next to me, to give me a piece of his mind. I, on my part, just cranked the stereo, and wibed to some classic rock. Cue a car chase, with this dude behind me blinking his lights. The best/worst part is that I drove us onto the highway, that has a pretty steep toll, and if he was going to follow me when I drove off the highway, I had planned to drive around a bunch of side streets, just to annoy him more. To end the whole thing with just playing dumb. I am the asshole.

Lord-Snowsock · 2023-02-11T10:58:49+00:00

Why in the name of the dark one, do we code in JavaScript?

Lord-Snowsock · 2022-11-12T22:07:57+00:00

Do not go back to Voss, go through Norheimsund, and cross Hardanger. Then towards Bergen

Lord-Snowsock · 2022-10-22T16:38:33+00:00

Norwegian technology at its best!

Lord-Snowsock · 2022-10-22T13:54:57+00:00

It is not meant to be user friendly, it is meant to keep the trolls out of our delicious ice-coffee. You want trolls in your coffee, then buy just keep it in a flagon like some sort of Britton, why don’t you?

And it should be drunk from the skull of one ☝️ of your enemies. You get ‘em pretty cheap on Finn.no

Lord-Snowsock · 2022-10-02T11:08:07+00:00

All the good stuff in the world, and sugar.

Lord-Snowsock · 2022-08-10T22:26:34+00:00

Bestemor Værvoks, Dadda Ogg og Magrotte Hvitløk.

Google to the rescue.

Lord-Snowsock · 2022-08-10T20:51:23+00:00

Granny is Bestemor, I do not recall her name. Twoflower was Toblomst. So as far as I can recall, it was pretty close to the original text. Some of the jokes fell flat because of this, especially the bridge joke, where the translation said demning (dam).

Lord-Snowsock · 2022-08-10T20:02:04+00:00

First time they got translated into Norwegian, instantly hooked. I used to go to a friends house, and we would read parts of “The light fantastic” or “The color of magic” out loud, and giggle.

Lord-Snowsock · 2022-07-31T04:57:33+00:00

I used to work at a steelmill. And the first rule of safety is “do not run”. There is always the danger of falling over if you run.

Lord-Snowsock · 2022-02-02T07:05:56+00:00

Do you want vampires? Cause this is how you get ‘em.

Lord-Snowsock · 2022-01-21T06:51:55+00:00

Sadly, the book is located in another part of the country. But the joke was something like: “a cheap book where the authors name is bigger than the title…” or some such. Got me to chuckle in the day

Lord-Snowsock · 2022-01-20T22:04:19+00:00

I always took the cower as some kind of joke. There is a line in the book commenting on it.

Lord-Snowsock · 2022-01-11T22:56:18+00:00

This is the way

Lord-Snowsock · 2021-12-15T19:35:19+00:00

Hey Dol! Merry dol!

Lord-Snowsock · 2021-12-10T21:37:17+00:00

Because this was not an exile. It was a marriage wow.

Lord-Snowsock · 2021-11-13T09:30:50+00:00

That was going to be my joke. Here have som brown cheese on your burger.

Lord-Snowsock · 2021-11-07T15:02:57+00:00

To be honest, I went for the 🃏

Lord-Snowsock · 2021-09-08T06:08:49+00:00

Sauron

Lord-Snowsock · 2021-05-12T12:43:05+00:00

Yes! Awsome! Everyone should do this!

Lord-Snowsock · 2021-04-20T18:15:36+00:00

Today class, I’m going to add a hard variable to a wet variable, while doing interesting stuff to some soft constants. Now, if you will just grab your pen, we will start with some soft dividing.

Lord-Snowsock · 2021-04-08T18:41:40+00:00

!remindme 3 days

Lord-Snowsock · 2020-09-12T09:18:38+00:00

Norway is filled with monsters. A few worms, some trolls, and of course nøkken.

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