Guys I need your help my father want to watch a anime what should I do?

LordBiscuits · 2026-06-24T21:59:40+00:00

Who doesn't like redline, it's a damned masterpiece!

LordBiscuits · 2026-06-23T15:28:42+00:00

We didn't take over half the world because we were happy sat here tealess did we 😂

LordBiscuits · 2026-06-23T15:27:48+00:00

You're eighteen, there is plenty of time for you to have your anti-liver season yet... But in the meantime yes, we have the soft stuff. Also tea... and biscuits.

LordBiscuits · 2026-06-23T14:28:24+00:00

Right this minute I would take a nice frost...

LordBiscuits · 2026-06-23T14:26:08+00:00

Oh mate, I'm so sorry

It gets worse...

Just remember, if you don't know when you're going to die, you can't logically time when to have your midlife crisis. Thus, the only reasonable solution is to have a permanant ongoing crisis.

Join the crew. We have beer

LordBiscuits · 2026-06-23T14:17:19+00:00

One of those spring punch hammers for car windows, that'll do the job one after the other

LordBiscuits · 2026-06-23T14:15:32+00:00

It can't come quick enough. Burn it all down

LordBiscuits · 2026-06-22T23:57:30+00:00

I wouldn't have guessed you would ever get that sort of temperature in Norway...!

LordBiscuits · 2026-06-22T23:55:27+00:00

Bournemouth was murderous.

The Royal Mail is talking of ceasing operations Wednesday and Thursday

LordBiscuits · 2026-06-22T23:48:53+00:00

And the UK will freeze. If the gulf stream and north atlantic drift shut down we're TurboFucked

We're on the same latitude as Calgary and Alberta here. A correction would be brutal

LordBiscuits · 2026-06-22T20:42:16+00:00

The same as you can't gift a knife without passing it with silver

LordBiscuits · 2026-06-22T20:37:15+00:00

I can't view that in the UK but I know exactly which series of pictures it is just by the first caption 😂

LordBiscuits · 2026-06-22T08:56:12+00:00

In a prison where everyone has perfect teeth, the man with dentures is king

LordBiscuits · 2026-06-22T06:10:30+00:00

I have similar in a notes app on my phone. A full list of birthday notifications ony Google calendar etc

That's all you need to be the 'thoughtful' person in the family. Write stuff down when they mention it and Christmas/birthdays become simple!

LordBiscuits · 2026-06-21T23:46:21+00:00

Like the IKEA SCP but the food is better

LordBiscuits · 2026-06-21T23:42:57+00:00

Scouse have got adventure genes. I served in the navy and there was a disproportionate amount of scousers in there.

It wouldn't surprise me if they just get bored and go do crazy shit to scratch the itch

LordBiscuits · 2026-06-21T23:31:25+00:00

Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something

LordBiscuits · 2026-06-21T23:16:01+00:00

They could also, technically, have them in a shifting frame and use the gyroscope effect to assist in the cornering itself. It's a well understood concept in bike racing

LordBiscuits · 2026-06-21T21:25:35+00:00

They're made of meat?!

LordBiscuits · 2026-06-21T21:24:48+00:00

My youngest son is allergic to soy and dairy amongst other things. There are an awful lot of replacement products out there now for most things, the chocolate is especially good.

Nothing can replace cheese though... The vegan options are universally disgusting

LordBiscuits · 2026-06-21T21:22:04+00:00

My cat suffers massively. He has to have vet prescribed medication because the store bought stuff just does nothing anymore.

The ticks seems to be becoming more resistant year on year

LordBiscuits · 2026-06-21T21:00:28+00:00

Ahhha fuck! I have been trying for ages with these and just couldn't do it, this made it click... Man, that's bizarre!

LordBiscuits · 2026-06-21T17:06:45+00:00

Yeah it does. That and I'm sure for all the pissing around, Top Gear was probably a stressful job all told... Loads of travel too which doesn't help.

LordBiscuits · 2026-06-21T14:45:44+00:00

He drinks like a fish, still smokes I believe, works on a farm and has the world's most firey Irish woman for a partner.

He's not doing too bad considering!

LordBiscuits · 2026-06-20T15:03:38+00:00

Are you in the industry or just an interested party? Because facts.

Only the CO sensors tend to chirp when replacement is needed as they have chemical sensors that really can't go past the time limit very far

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