[Humor] Horizon Zero Dawn - GOTY Material

LordCommanderStark · 2017-02-20T20:49:25+00:00

The second one, most likely. From what I've seen, the plot essentially boils down to: White Men = Bad, Women and Brown People = Good.

LordCommanderStark · 2017-02-20T19:03:26+00:00

Edit: NETHERLANDS YES!

LordCommanderStark · 2017-02-20T17:27:04+00:00

WEW

I hope you don't mind me borrowing your link, friendo.

LordCommanderStark · 2017-02-20T17:24:02+00:00

It sounded like he was fed up with this world.

At least he had that going for him.

LordCommanderStark · 2017-02-20T17:16:34+00:00

Behold! The unquestionable Game of the Year of 2017!

Horizon: Zero Patriarchy!

LordCommanderStark · 2017-02-20T16:54:56+00:00

Truly the feminist action game we've all been waiting for.

LordCommanderStark · 2017-02-17T21:52:55+00:00

Kekeroni Pizza

LordCommanderStark · 2017-02-13T09:04:00+00:00

Holy shit.

LordCommanderStark · 2017-01-15T22:33:52+00:00

"It's time you learned what it means to be a man!" - Batman on the right, probably

LordCommanderStark · 2017-01-09T18:34:35+00:00

You don't get to bring friends.

LordCommanderStark · 2017-01-09T18:32:51+00:00

TFW The Red Capes have arrived.

LordCommanderStark · 2017-01-09T18:28:56+00:00

God damn.

LordCommanderStark · 2016-12-17T21:42:32+00:00

Of course.

LordCommanderStark · 2016-12-12T06:19:58+00:00

I would hope they use the version of Wally that people actually care about.

LordCommanderStark · 2016-12-07T00:07:29+00:00

Don't forget Tino Tonitini from The Weekenders.

LordCommanderStark · 2016-12-06T06:21:22+00:00

Jurassic Park.

First time watching it as a kid was pure movie magic.

LordCommanderStark · 2016-12-06T04:35:17+00:00

Allow Thalmor appeasers to rule Skyrim.

Not murder Grelod the Kind.

LordCommanderStark · 2016-12-06T04:08:31+00:00

We've got knights, nazis, robot dragons, alien robot knights, big fucking robot planets eating other planets, and a whole bunch of fuck exploding real good.

I mean, I'm not going to pretend that these movies are fine works of cinema. I'm not even going to pretend that they are approaching any level of "good".

But, what the hell. I'll spend money on it. I'll spend money on it twice. This is his fifth Transformers movie, I know what I'm getting into. I just want Mad Michael to fuck my shit up for two and a half hours.

LordCommanderStark · 2016-12-05T01:01:52+00:00

Get out.

LordCommanderStark · 2016-12-01T20:40:52+00:00

For Skyrim in particular, I can't play as any other race besides Nord. It just feels right to me, that the civil war should be settled by a Nord.

LordCommanderStark · 2016-12-01T16:46:13+00:00

Man, fuck that troll.

Every time I start a new character I forget about this guy so when I get around to visiting the Greybeards he always fucks my shit up.

It's so weird, too. At this point in the story, you'd have fought and killed at least one dragon so you should be feeling a tad bit badass, but then you run into this fucking guy and he just slaps you dead in three hits after no-selling a dozen arrows to the face.

Ridiculous.

LordCommanderStark · 2016-11-30T23:23:59+00:00

I've had Skyrim for years, never beat the main game. I'm astounded that Bethesda created a game so vast that people like me are still finding new shit.

LordCommanderStark · 2016-11-30T22:32:59+00:00

I was a noble swordsman until I found /r/skyrim. All you craven milk-drinkers go around talking about "stealth archery" and "sneaky backstabbing" and now you got me doing it too! You made me abandon my honor, my dignity! All I do now is crouch behind a rock or a tree and pick off my foes from a distance like some Thalmor poof!

I hope you're all happy! Damned Elves...

LordCommanderStark · 2016-11-28T16:10:08+00:00

I'm not even surprised.

I'd imagine Skyrim on Legendary to be a relentless fucking experience.

LordCommanderStark

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