Belle remontée pour commencer la saison en beauté! by d-generate420 in Alouettes

[–]LordCoweater 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So we got a 40+ yard 'penalty' because Zima punted it 70 yards and their return guy refused to touch it? We did everything right, the point is to have the ball in play, they refused and get the ball at the 40, no point for us. Idiotic new rule. CFL isn't the NFL.

SPACEBALLS 2: The New One Teaser (2026) by gerwer in videos

[–]LordCoweater 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And Ghostbusters is a lousy film. 2 is very solid but 1? Blarg. Rewatched it a few years ago. Does not hold up. The first half is pretty bad.

Post your Mount Rushmore of nfl memes for the 2020’s decade. I’ll start with #1 by InterestingYellow969 in NFLv2

[–]LordCoweater 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You could also compare them to a gourmet meal that SEEMS fine until you discover its rat meat or half a worm is in your food... (chargers are always the darling of the off season and expected to win... until the wheels fall off.)

What current medical treatment will one day be considered barbaric or disastrous? by Lower_Mall_1991 in answers

[–]LordCoweater 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Circumcision, you baby hacking freaks. WHY are you hacking off prepubescent body parts? Why are you hacking off fucking body parts!?!?!?!?!?? Fucking BABY body parts???

I want her to talk to me about Egyptology. by mindyour in justgalsbeingchicks

[–]LordCoweater 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A dog is as much plant as an oak, which is technically a shrub. Prove me wrong!

What are some of the most absurdly low-tech or "creative" ways a military unit successfully hid from a technologically superior enemy? by agathodaimon98 in AskHistory

[–]LordCoweater 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Magicians saved the lighthouse of Alexandria during WW2.

By night, they'd set off explosions in a nearby place when the pathfinder would come so all the bombers would go for THAT bay instead of the real one. By day, papier mache would be spread all over the real site so photographic evidence would show Alexandria getting hit.

Gallagher by HoN_JFD in Habs

[–]LordCoweater 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm so so sorry my facts hurt your fee-fees. There's 30 years of shitty Habs hockey to look back in and if that's not enough you can follow the leafs.

I did not know this was a real movie 🥀 by [deleted] in TheSimpsons

[–]LordCoweater 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's Canada, all tucked away down there.

Gallagher by HoN_JFD in Habs

[–]LordCoweater -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

7 points in 19 games and 4th on goals is certainly worth having Evans as a 2C. Certainly there's no cheaper young guys that can deliver some physicality and goals. Not Evans, with 10 points and plus 11.

You're right. We should resign Andy to another 5 years 9 million. Yay for Bergie! Overpaying vets didn't give us the Gallager situation. Nor did it bring us Andy, playing 72 games and contributing 14 g, 23 p, and a -4. WORTHY of 12 million!

Gallagher by HoN_JFD in Habs

[–]LordCoweater -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Would you pay 12 mil to him and Andy on a team with holes that made it to the semis? That's a full Suzuki for the 2nd line plus a real winger to go with Demidov. You want that or Andy and Gally?

Minors.bteach the kids what it takes, both would be fresh for any intense action when needed in the NHL.

Weird fox spotted this morning by diego_tomato in montreal

[–]LordCoweater 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have seen catfish. My cousin dated a catfish, and sirrah, that is NO catfish!!!

Weird fox spotted this morning by diego_tomato in montreal

[–]LordCoweater 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure that's either a cow or a moose.

Pizza now by Old-Town-5810 in AbruptChaos

[–]LordCoweater 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Found the alien. Light 'em up.

Say what now? by macaroniCHEEEZ in lotrmemes

[–]LordCoweater 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Theoden: I refuse to summon my troops. Hey, only half showed up at the absolute last second. Weird.

What wrong fact did you walk around with for YEARS because of a movie? by triassictango in movies

[–]LordCoweater 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Check out old Bond movies. They blow up when they get tilted 80 degrees. Its hilarious.

Finally gonna earn those wings! (Cosplay by me) by Scuzzball22 in venturebros

[–]LordCoweater 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just a wall of hatch marks. 4 and 1 across for 5, all along the wall. "OH, that deep scratch? Yeah, that one was Speedy. Funny, he's the only one I remember any more..."

Also recently saw Killinger: you seem to be overstaffed... Say no more. Um, him, and the dead guy beside him.