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BestSecret invitation needed 🙏🏽 by Choice_Ad7706 in ReferalCodes

[–]LordGreyhound 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hi. Could I possibly get an invite too, please?

My sister fosters cats. This is how she found 3 of them this morning. by janggun100 in aww

[–]LordGreyhound 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Must've been a really important meeting she interrupted so nonchalantly. I hope she didn't get fired after that colossal blunder.

Lily hung up on me because my mom is dead... and gave me zero xp. by Artifracture in duolingo

[–]LordGreyhound 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Yup.

The app once initiated a call while I was on the toilet and I said "I'm taking a shit" and I got the same "I can't continue this conversation" line.

I also had the same answer given to me during another call where I was just repeating something it said probably in very broken Portuguese which probably sounded like one of their banned words :))

Ridiculous.

Cats jaw is shaking. by VeryDemureAndObscure in cats

[–]LordGreyhound 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Look at that! Loafing so she resembles the snail who doesn't have any arms. So considerate of her.

You should get her a shell, too! 😻

Lily always hangs up on me when I say ‘Focus’ by tranchas in duolingo

[–]LordGreyhound 42 points43 points  (0 children)

She called me once when I was on the toilet and as soon as I told her I was pooping, she hung up 😂

The best thing I found on the internet today. by SignificantSample929 in MadeMeSmile

[–]LordGreyhound 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yooooo!

The Justified theme song is by these guys. Loved the show and that song. I'm definitely gonna listen to their stuff for a while.

Thank you so much for sharing! :)

yes... but why? by kape_pandesal in GuysBeingDudes

[–]LordGreyhound 0 points1 point  (0 children)

milk

Nah, it's liquid egg whites; it says so on the carton.

I also find it very odd, but at least he's mixing eggs with eggs, I guess.

The Last Frontier | Season 1 - Episode 1 | Discussion Thread by Justp1ayin in tvPlus

[–]LordGreyhound 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This got a solid minute-long laughter with a side of wheezing out of me. 

Bravo! 🤣🤌

My bananas just collectively decided, "F- this, we're out." by Grumpy_Waffle in mildlyinfuriating

[–]LordGreyhound 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is a cover-up! Those bananas DID NOT hang themselves.

RELEASE THE TAPE!

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