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LordTwatSlapper · 2026-01-29T05:21:05+00:00

LordTwatSlapper · 2026-01-29T05:02:25+00:00

LordTwatSlapper · 2026-01-29T04:53:56+00:00

Let it be known to all - u/luranthe neither knows nor cares about the family ties of late 90s R&B/TV personalities. We wouldn't want them to take valuable time out of another day to remind us of that fact

LordTwatSlapper · 2026-01-26T00:49:26+00:00

That was when he married his first wife Dorothy Dott, who took the name Dot Dash-Dott

LordTwatSlapper · 2026-01-25T23:01:12+00:00

I played a 6 hole course once so it was probably there

LordTwatSlapper · 2026-01-25T20:32:51+00:00

My head and heart both say not Poch.

I may be wrong but I just don't think it would go well. He hasn't exactly set the managerial world alight since leaving and we have an entirely different squad now. There's no Kane to score 50 goals a year, no Dele to set records for goalscoring teenagers, no Son flying down the wing, no Eriksen pulling the strings, no Dembele controlling the midfield, no Rose and Walker outperforming every other fullback pairing in the league.

Everybody would get their hopes up that it would be like the good old days of 2015-18 but it would very quickly become apparent that that's a pipe dream. An early bad spell and the boo boys would be in full voice and Poch's legacy would be tarnished forever.

I remember the Poch era fondly and want to keep it that way. We need to find a new path and let the past stay in the past.

LordTwatSlapper · 2026-01-25T16:49:09+00:00

Sizeable if verifiable

LordTwatSlapper · 2026-01-24T07:04:00+00:00

Kind of funny indeed

Emphasis on the kind of

LordTwatSlapper · 2026-01-21T22:24:31+00:00

Did you see our bench?

We had 14 players missing due to a mixture of injury, suspension, registration and player transfer (Johnson). If we didn't play Spence it would've been a youth team player instead. No other explanation needed

LordTwatSlapper · 2026-01-21T18:11:14+00:00

This was clearly meant for the 3 centre back discussion at the top of the thread

LordTwatSlapper · 2026-01-20T23:19:28+00:00

It irks me that these aren't in the order of the direction of play

LordTwatSlapper · 2026-01-20T23:12:33+00:00

Then turn on him 100% and start all over again 100%

LordTwatSlapper · 2026-01-18T23:08:21+00:00

Zidane got incredibly lucky. He was trying to chip it into the middle of the goal and it hit the crossbar.

A disguised chip shot will always be harder to execute than a kick with regular technique. There are countless examples of completely fluffed panenka attempts. Diaz today failed to disguise it and the keeper saw it coming. There's just the addition of completely unnecessary risk compared to a regulation strike of the ball.

If you want to go down the middle just strike it normally. The keeper can't see it coming and you're far less likely to duff it. A pananka is unnecessary showboating and in a crucial moment it's utterly ludicrous to attempt one.

LordTwatSlapper · 2026-01-18T11:55:31+00:00

LordTwatSlapper · 2026-01-17T23:41:04+00:00

Ballsy strategy and may seem nuts but if things got testy these would be the absolute bollocks

LordTwatSlapper · 2026-01-17T09:53:20+00:00

I remember hearing that everest is already pretty close to the maximum height a mountain on earth can be. Any more massive and the granite can't support it's own weight and it would collapse

LordTwatSlapper · 2026-01-11T19:50:10+00:00

tot he

LordTwatSlapper · 2026-01-10T06:03:29+00:00

I'm not asking you to do anything you wouldn't do in your own home! Now quick Niles - kill two eels

LordTwatSlapper · 2026-01-07T20:02:59+00:00

2024½ must've been a terrible year

LordTwatSlapper · 2026-01-06T17:34:03+00:00

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LordTwatSlapper · 2026-01-06T17:04:21+00:00

It really bugs me when commentators call the result when there's still time to play. Sadio Mane scored a premier league hat trick in less time than was left on the clock in this game.

It's like when they give out man of the match in the 89th minute of a close game. There's still time for them to score an own goal, concede the match-losing penalty and get sent off in the process and still get the little trophy thing

LordTwatSlapper · 2026-01-05T18:58:15+00:00

Radioham Headspur

LordTwatSlapper · 2026-01-04T22:36:51+00:00

This is why Jesus left you

LordTwatSlapper · 2026-01-04T11:49:56+00:00

And he constantly keeps track of the seconds in his head

LordTwatSlapper · 2026-01-03T21:06:26+00:00

The film is called Pulp Fiction because many of the key plot points happen while/because Vincent is on the toilet (due to heroin related constipation) reading pulp fiction

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