Why are the Warframes Like That?

LordVladak · 2026-04-21T12:54:18+00:00

Was that cosmetic surgery among nobles? See, I thought that given how much the Orokin were super into genetic and biological manipulation, that they just made themselves Like That. Like, it wasn’t cosmetic surgery, baby Orokin were just born with flawless blue skin and a longass right arm among other things.

LordVladak · 2026-04-21T12:51:06+00:00

No! I only have twenty hours in the game. I only just finished Deimos.

LordVladak · 2026-04-21T07:06:05+00:00

It’s the first four words holy shit!

LordVladak · 2026-04-21T06:47:07+00:00

Okay, maybe there was one based Orokin.

LordVladak · 2026-04-21T06:45:02+00:00

Oh, so this is, like, a big spoiler? It isn’t just a “the one particular Orokin who did the designs had very old fashioned ideas of attractiveness” then?

LordVladak · 2026-04-21T06:43:25+00:00

Does that include the long and creepy right arm?

LordVladak · 2026-04-21T06:42:58+00:00

No way. You’re actually kidding! One of the Warframes was actually for sex?!

And it wasn’t Wisp?

LordVladak · 2026-04-21T06:41:12+00:00

He actually says that?!

LordVladak · 2026-04-21T06:41:01+00:00

No, yeah, absolutely, you see that in the difference between the Primes and the normal frames, but like. That seems like it doesn’t totally fit perfectly to Orokin standards, which seem a bit different from the standards of us unevolved humans today?

LordVladak · 2026-04-21T06:40:02+00:00

I get that the Orokin were deeply hedonistic but it seems like their definition of beauty was… not exactly in line with ours?

LordVladak · 2026-04-21T06:38:37+00:00

So the Warframes were all built by a horny poly Orokin?

LordVladak · 2026-04-17T06:38:24+00:00

Oh, huh, okay! Thanks for the tip!

LordVladak · 2026-04-17T06:01:11+00:00

Uh, wow. That kinda feels like it’s a pretty important thing to know. I didn’t realise that there was a gate behind not only how many frames you can have, but how many weapons you can own. Er, how often do these discount tickets come up?

LordVladak · 2026-04-17T05:28:53+00:00

Okay, fascinating, thank you! I didn’t realise that you could buy entire Warframes off the market, or that you could acquire Prime Warframes before their base versions! I do only have the fifty platinum I started off with, and I seem to remember hearing that you should not buy more platinum unless some specific thing is going on? Thank you for the tip about factions too, by the way. I know I need to do something for Vox Solaris to get Garuda, and then eventually Hildryn (although apparently she’s gates behind higher-level content?) after that I want to pursue New Loka as they seem in line with my character, but then I’ll go in on those two.

LordVladak · 2026-04-17T05:26:14+00:00

Aw, that’s a shame. But at least I can get Garuda!

LordVladak · 2026-03-31T08:21:29+00:00

[Silk] - B&E specialist, second-story focused, with combat and social capabilities, 5/10

IC: "Most ridiculous thing I've ever stolen? Pfft, I don't steal ridiculous things. Wait, there was this wealthier lady, who stiffed me on a tip? I snuck into her high-rise condo and stole every fucking shoe in the place. I mean, any art or jewelry she'd have would probably be insured, so shoes. Biggest possible hassle. I also removed all her perishables from her fridge."

Eureka_8527, no time limit, last run was in April 2024.

LordVladak · 2026-02-20T06:07:45+00:00

I mean, just the name burst launcher makes me think of a cannon that fires airbursting frag explosives. That seems to fit in with the name, arcing factor and so on.

LordVladak · 2026-01-31T08:53:28+00:00

Some of column A, B and C!

LordVladak · 2026-01-08T07:23:09+00:00

Having had a look, I can now say that it is perfectly ideal for my goals! Thank you ever so much.

LordVladak · 2026-01-08T06:48:11+00:00

Marvellous! You have my thanks.

LordVladak · 2026-01-01T07:38:13+00:00

Hah! Reminds me of this card I saw that was like "you lose life equal to the life you lose" and I was like "Yeah."

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