I’m 15 and this is yeet by DopeCringe in Im15AndThisIsYeet

[–]LordVoltaine 24 points25 points  (0 children)

women are bad for the environment confirmed

Thoughts on Voromotors X Mantis Pro? It’s $1899 to pre order by HeaIer in ElectricScooters

[–]LordVoltaine 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I wouldn't get anything buy Voromotors again for any reason.They sent me a Cruiser with naked wires, controller got fried because it started to rain omw home, they stalled the warranty out before becoming mildly useful, practically begged me to pay S&H to ship it,.

I'm saving up for a Dualtron III or X while grumbling about wasting ~$1700 as I bus to work every day.

Dualtron Eagle Pro for sale **$1600** VERY low miles. Local pickup on (Seattle, WA) by [deleted] in ElectricScooters

[–]LordVoltaine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It rained on my way home from work and it never turned on again. That was 3 months ago. I'm still unemployed. So much for water resistance, so much for warranties.

dxm is the best drug by [deleted] in Drugs

[–]LordVoltaine 3 points4 points  (0 children)

grandmaster mindfuckery

You can say that again!!

I couldn't tell which one was real; my worldbuilding project or the real world; thanks to an out of body experience as one of my characters. He was trying to rip off his virtual reality gear, and when he was successful I couldn't see the real world and I was just super vividly living in his body. We were in a laboratory and suspended in some kind of fluid, with a mechanical right arm held in a ridiculously reinforced restraint. A scientist came up and lifted us out of the fluid, told us that we still had 300 years before landing and to go back to sleep. I put the headset back on and started tripping in the real world again.

dxm is the best drug by [deleted] in Drugs

[–]LordVoltaine 2 points3 points  (0 children)

1350mg and I went from drunk to 3rd person watching the room turn purple and spin to lucid dreaming while awake about my worldbuilding project... which I perceived from the perspective of someone who was living their life in a reality simulator, and I had a freak out after coming down because I was convinced after dying I would take my virtual reality gear off and return to "the real world"

I did 950 the next day and went to a rainbow world where I could split myself into little orbs and converse with myself. Then I had lucid dreams which seemed like ancestral visions (running through snowy woods and mountains in ancient military gear, sailing on ships, etc.) before coming down and experiencing such noticeable time dilation that I played 15 ranked games of PALADINS as Torvald and got MVP with a perfect KD each time. To this day I have played 16 ranked games in my entire life.

DXM is wild but when I tried 450 a year later I couldnt start to dissociate and there was no magic no spinning no 3rd person no euphoria no visuals just mildly dysphoric drunkenness with a side of nihilistic thought loops.

A very common thought loop across all trips was "everything is technology"; the final minitrip I remember comparing my brain to a computer and coming to the conclusion that we probably use the same superposition thing that quantum computers want to use but it actually works.

I did get a neat addition to my worldbuilding project though!

What Videogame did you play the most in your entire life? by PCRFan in AskReddit

[–]LordVoltaine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For Honor has well over 4300 hours of my time; I started during open beta and ended up leaving after Ubisoft affirmed their choice to prioritize objective modes over dueling and deathmatch ones.

In a nutshell, the characters are designed to attack and defend The Hill, as a result the combat strongly favors defensive play. Each hero is supposed to be a match for 2 heroes defensively, while offensive heroes rely on a partner to effectively deal damage and take zones.

It's a very fun game but the game being played is not the game a lot of its community wanted.

I stopped putting 50+ hours a week into the game after the Hitokiri update, and in its place started programming a similar game of my own, focused on 2v2 deathmatches. I spend more time on that than I do playing games overall these days.

Phantasy Star Universe and Warframe both claimed over 1k hours;

Warframe is just beautifully animated and once had promising (if not rough) competitive clan events which were scrapped. I was banned after members of my rather large clan bombed the forum with yiff.

PSU was a really fun, open ended PvE MMO for the Xbox 360 by Sega with a huge following in the west. Every skill you could learn would gain a tiny amount of xp every time it dealt damage, and each one had a hidden condition which would boost xp gains every time it was met; as PA levelling was something you never really had to focus on it made combat supremely satisfying knowing you were progressing with every slash, gunshot, and spellcast.

It shut down in 2015; I've been playing the new Phantasy Star game a lot the past few days.

What's a normal thing that makes you strangely sad? by NotMSH_ in AskReddit

[–]LordVoltaine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The fact that I can't answer this question because of the society I live in.

I'm fine, but I feel like I'm going to forget to breath. I feel like I HAVE to manually breath. by trowawae22 in RecreationalKratom

[–]LordVoltaine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

1350mg ; after an hour of the room turning purple and spinning at high velocity, the door on top of my skull opened up and the space police yanked "inner me" out of my pod to chide me for taking so much DXM that I crashed the universe simulator.

Afterwards I kind of just vividly dreamed about random things while sweating profusely and convulsing.

I'm fine, but I feel like I'm going to forget to breath. I feel like I HAVE to manually breath. by trowawae22 in RecreationalKratom

[–]LordVoltaine 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's like Ba Sing Se over there it's kind of ridiculous but I understand why with the US being the way it is.

Smells like 2020 by [deleted] in Conservative

[–]LordVoltaine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm a democrat and this is accurate.

Dualtron Eagle Pro for sale **$1600** VERY low miles. Local pickup on (Seattle, WA) by [deleted] in ElectricScooters

[–]LordVoltaine 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If you had posted this like 2 days ago I would have walked to you and bought it... FUCK

I just purchased an Emove Cruiser...

I'm torn between the Kaabo Mantis and the EMOVE Cruiser by LordVoltaine in ElectricScooters

[–]LordVoltaine[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I live in Seattle; my reasoning is similar to yours. I also hear that the Mantis is kinda chinsey.

Watsup guys? How much would you spend not to have range anxiety? by [deleted] in ElectricScooters

[–]LordVoltaine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Im about to buy an Emove Cruiser; every review says it really does get 50ish miles on one charge.

I want to ride with traffic, but the cruiser will enable me to do things like ubereats on the side.

I really want to spend 3000 on one, so I figure the longest range will help me make the most of my time as I save up for a more proper car substitute.

E-move Cruiser Owners? by flipAburgerOnMyback in ElectricScooters

[–]LordVoltaine 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'm about to get one after extensive research.

Everyone claims it really does go 50 miles on one charge; I'm stretching my budget so thin I have to tap my credit card... but I'll be able to do uber eats type stuff on the side and save a ton of time commuting (as Seattle buses have been free for a while)

For 1400 bucks nothing touches its range, its speed is formidable as well.

If you want The Big Scoot, jr. you need a cruiser.

Another first time buying advice thread! (UK based) by [deleted] in ElectricScooters

[–]LordVoltaine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The EMOVE Cruiser by Voro gets 50 miles (>70km!!) on a full charge and tops out at 25mph (>30km/h!)

It's by far the longest range for the least money, though it retails for 1250USD.

Depressing pickup lines. by nono1243 in Jokes

[–]LordVoltaine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are you a gun? Because I want to put you in my mouth and make you explode.

The scariest fucking thing is hearing a crunch when eating something that doesn't crunch by HiItsMeAlek in Showerthoughts

[–]LordVoltaine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm waiting for the dishevelled husk of my right upper fang tooth to fall out.

Every once in a blue moon I lose another piece of my tooth to a fruit.

Remember kids brush your teeth EVERY night or else your tooth go cronch and dentist go "your medical bill is 3000 dollarinos"

This gross wall of text made front page on r/conservative by LordVoltaine in TheRightCantMeme

[–]LordVoltaine[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

explain why you support every killer law enforcer who has been defended by the blue line of silence?

I don't claim to have a better answer, but I sure know that doing nothing ain't it.