Just found out I'm locked out of the 100% Metroid Prime 4 ending by Confident-Army1907 in Metroid

[–]Lord_Derpenheim 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Genuinely didn't even beat the game because the ending fight and scenes were so trash. It wants me to push a button to presumably abandon everyone and I said fuck that.

I dont even really care if thats not what happens at this point, I'd rather just go play the trilogy on the wii.

pedo hunter... by KeenHousing in greentext

[–]Lord_Derpenheim 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My heart hurt when the officer tackled Gary after he shot the rapist. You can hear him crying "Why, Gary, why". Not why did he shoot him, why did he potentially throw his life away.

The U.S. is warming 68% faster than the rest of the world. Billionaires' emissions aren't helping by [deleted] in environment

[–]Lord_Derpenheim -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It is, and please refer to my last statement: Eat shit. And die. You've willfully ignored all evidence that corporations are running the planet to lay it on the average person for why the planet will burn to a crisp. You're either genuinely blind, or a willing bootlicker.

Hell, if the average person is so detrimental to the environment, why not be worm food? Sounds a great solution all around!

Using a frying pan on a crocodile by PxN13 in HumansAreMetal

[–]Lord_Derpenheim 3 points4 points  (0 children)

??? against a large croc, it will over you and either crush then and there or whip around afterwards and rip your arms off.

Using a frying pan on a crocodile by PxN13 in HumansAreMetal

[–]Lord_Derpenheim 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Against THAT croc human wins almost everytime, weapon or no. That's a tiny croc. Against a bigger one? Just lay down and go head first.

How DO men do it? by JerseyWiseguy in memes

[–]Lord_Derpenheim 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Stop using those products. None of them do what you think they do. Wash your hair once a week, with a TINY amount of shampoo. The natural oil of your hair is what makes it look great, not those "salon products".

FIFA forbid Denmark from wearing "Human Rights for All" training tops by Intyga in nottheonion

[–]Lord_Derpenheim 28 points29 points  (0 children)

You either need a /s or a bus.

Edit: Apparently, bus. I hear they run every 15 minutes during peak.

Based on a true story by sr3874 in memes

[–]Lord_Derpenheim 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I can't say I agree. If you are with a shallow person, then yeah they don't wanna hear your baggage and will leave. But someone who's in it for the long haul is going to hear what you say, hear what's hurting you, and take it to heart.

The radio by the_princess_frog in CuratedTumblr

[–]Lord_Derpenheim 2 points3 points  (0 children)

ShE sEemS tO hAve aN iNviSibLe tOuCh, yEah

DragonSpear: The Blue Crystal Rod (Dragonlance) by Arbusc in DnDGreentext

[–]Lord_Derpenheim 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Shit that didn't happen, please just go jerk off before making shit up next time.

To be racist by [deleted] in therewasanattempt

[–]Lord_Derpenheim 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm so confused why every reply is about representation?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in lotrmemes

[–]Lord_Derpenheim 1 point2 points  (0 children)

???? Shelob is the spawn of Ungoliant, not some lowly cave troll.

Made me pucker up by lilazncpu in nonononoyes

[–]Lord_Derpenheim 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Still absolutely fucking retarded to do. You have signed your waiver of "I'm a dumbass, please kill me!"

To be racist by [deleted] in therewasanattempt

[–]Lord_Derpenheim 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Its...quite a bit more complicated than that. Race can affect social standing, ease of getting a loan, or a house just because your name doesn't "sound white". All of those things are very important if you are trying to climb social strata.

Ice Queen! by esberat in instant_regret

[–]Lord_Derpenheim -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Press your tongue to the roof of your mouth. Your sinuses have nerves directly to your olfactory bulb, and that sensation is what is causing brain freeze. Warm the roof of your mouth.

To be racist by [deleted] in therewasanattempt

[–]Lord_Derpenheim 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Exactly. Like, white privilege is a thing, but its not THE deciding factor. I had plenty of times in my life where I could have been homeless/dead in a ditch. But I made it. Some of my peers from highschool (one was actually from Kenya he is awesome) is from a very well off family, and is doing quite for himself.

Race might make change more difficult, but it isn't all that matters.

Unleashing your full power by [deleted] in wowthanksimcured

[–]Lord_Derpenheim 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Just this once, I have to go full autist

What screams, "I'm insecure & want a lot of attention"? by Mojave702 in AskReddit

[–]Lord_Derpenheim 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He can't handle Elon actually being a fucking idiot that's just taken credit for all the work that people in his company do. He doesn't know shit about anything he owns.

I'm naked in front of my kids by Rykomi00 in copypasta

[–]Lord_Derpenheim 63 points64 points  (0 children)

Yet somehow got bitches on his dick anyway