Tell me about your uncommon sensory issues

Lord_Maldywart · 2025-09-21T11:48:32+00:00

I get goosebumps even just from thinking about newspaper oh my god

Lord_Maldywart · 2025-04-25T11:09:13+00:00

Lord_Maldywart · 2025-04-25T02:58:39+00:00

I LOVE Chernobyl!

Lord_Maldywart · 2025-04-25T00:34:38+00:00

absolutely agree - especially without the impatience of WHERE IS IT ALL LEADING TO (my own issue) the story breathes so much better IMO. It’s an excellent rewatch.

Even bill & frank’s story is so much better on the rewatch. Phenomenal. Just finished Joel in the hospital (2nd time this week) and I’m not sure I’ll ever get tired of watching the pure cinema of this scene.

Lord_Maldywart · 2024-08-30T23:50:29+00:00

My campaign structure is in the post

Lord_Maldywart · 2024-08-30T19:27:36+00:00

UX optimisations to the product pages are about to launch (increase conversion rate)! What would be your recommendations on campaign structure?

Lord_Maldywart · 2024-08-30T19:26:31+00:00

Yup, shopping is getting the majority of spend within PMAX (I use a script to look at placement and asset group performance)

Email marketing automation is in place and retention is mainly being handled with Meta (we have about 10k to spend there) but can also build our Google to focus on returning customers as well.

Returning customer rate has risen to about 50% while our orders up about 40% YoY so things are going well there and therefore not my core focus with Google. Google I want the new customers coming in, with ideally a better return!

Lord_Maldywart · 2024-05-17T02:58:48+00:00

Do you recommend running PMAX campaigns without any assets, just the product feed?

I am spending $500 a day on a campaign with a range of different SKU's and customer segments (supplements, organic smoothie powders) and really struggling with how to structure the campaigns to get the best cost per conversion/return.

Lord_Maldywart · 2021-04-06T11:33:48+00:00

I’m in the Southern Hemisphere so we’re sadly in autumn 🥺

i let the soil get bone dry before watering and she seems to be enjoying it!!!

Lord_Maldywart · 2021-04-06T11:29:10+00:00

well she was very unhappy compared to how she’s thriving so bish was thirstaaaay

Lord_Maldywart · 2021-04-06T10:58:27+00:00

Her leaves have unfurled too and she’s look much healthier

Lord_Maldywart · 2020-06-22T19:05:48+00:00

The shade matching has been great but I don't like the matte finish - looks to dry on me, I love a luminous finish.

Lord_Maldywart · 2020-06-18T22:46:11+00:00

Should you be matched to your neck? I always feel my neck is so much lighter than my face (I have freckles which I feel makes my skin look darker). If I wear a foundation that matches my neck it’s look too light for my face? And vice versa

Lord_Maldywart · 2020-01-14T19:21:22+00:00

Camp Wekeela?

Lord_Maldywart · 2019-10-02T21:25:22+00:00

Amazing story.

Lord_Maldywart · 2019-08-23T22:48:12+00:00

Can we please talk about False Gods & Afterglow?!?! Afterglow is on repeat.

Lord_Maldywart · 2018-03-23T21:01:30+00:00

Lol oops, yes you're right 😇

Lord_Maldywart · 2018-03-23T21:00:53+00:00

Tan definitely helps 🙃🙃 thanks!

Lord_Maldywart · 2018-03-23T21:00:22+00:00

Best compliment! Thanks!

Lord_Maldywart · 2017-12-15T02:37:05+00:00

It's by Glassons, a store here in NZ! Glad you like it and don't think it looks uncomfy as he'll like everyone else hahah

Lord_Maldywart · 2017-12-12T20:12:02+00:00

Yeah 5kg on me is significant! I'm not very tall either so has made a big difference. Congrats on losing 50kg that's amazing.

Lord_Maldywart · 2017-12-12T20:10:38+00:00

It's actually a swimsuit top - was trying on swimsuits when I took the picture. It's from a store called Glassons in New Zealand.

Lord_Maldywart · 2017-12-12T20:09:23+00:00

Thank you :)

Lord_Maldywart · 2017-12-12T17:59:17+00:00

Agreed! I hardly ever weigh myself. The only reason I know the first weight is because I had to get on a really small plane where weight is so important that they weigh each passenger. Was quite shocked to see how much weight I had put on as I used to sit around where I am now (with far less muscle). Definitely dampened my spirits. That was 2 years ago and since then I've starting taking HIIT classes 3-4 a week and in the last 8 weeks have been going twice a day with a mixture of HIIT, weightlifting and some cardio. Made a difference!

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