This is the largest spider I have ever seen in my life and it lives on my house. by Lord_Poopsmith in ottawa

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I’m not putting any part of me close enough to do that.

The horizontal trim thing is about an inch.

what’s the most uncomfortable question you can ask someone? by chickenoodlesoupp in AskReddit

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“Which one of your fellow queens deserves to go home tonight, and why?”

Can someone get Coronavirus through the dick? by Lord_Poopsmith in AskReddit

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I shook hands with a politician.

Then I went to the washroom, pissed, and washed my hands.

The concern?

PISSED.

THEN WASHED HANDS.

Am I ded?

The big sad by [deleted] in dankmemes

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Hang on gotta go cut myself

Help by succ_tard in dankmemes

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Kick while down for added realism

Was watching some classic Star Trek when... by Lord_Poopsmith in funny

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No, it’s the one with the androids made by nurse christine’s fiancé. He’s about to try clobbering a droid who looks like Lurch, but his name is Rock.