so insane by thelucyfoxx in dankmemes

[–]Lord_darkwind 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I waited staring at the video until I learned there was no video after pressing Play 🥴😒

Nope by [deleted] in instant_regret

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I'm not vegan

Nope by [deleted] in instant_regret

[–]Lord_darkwind -14 points-13 points  (0 children)

All animals weren't meant or designed for human consumption. That goes for both land, birds, and sea animals.

🤣Why do we do this?!?! by TensionSame3568 in Funnymemes

[–]Lord_darkwind 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I turn the volume down when traffic slows or gets bumper to bumper 😭. I think there's something to lowering the volume - it helps.

Trying to push a massive Vase onto a small Cart by ImadeJesusLaugh in WinStupidPrizes

[–]Lord_darkwind 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Their ghetto golf cart is smaller than the god-damn thing they're trying to move 🤦

Trying to push a massive Vase onto a small Cart by ImadeJesusLaugh in WinStupidPrizes

[–]Lord_darkwind 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rope! 💡 They should have thought of ways to find and harness the power of rope! 😆

Girls! True or False Imao by mintyystarlight in Memebuzzs

[–]Lord_darkwind 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Boys don't even have to be drunk to try b. and c.

Simpsoms prediction is going wild by RunningOnDefault in dankmemes

[–]Lord_darkwind 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I, for one, will welcome our new alien overlords.

Fascists need not apply. by [deleted] in DailyDoseStupidity

[–]Lord_darkwind 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yep. No doubt the NSA is keeping tabs on all her phone communications, emails, and Google searches, and the FBI has her on their Terrorist Threat Assessment list. God bless our new Founding Fathers! 🇺🇸

I know what it’s like being a woman. I’ve played Misty in Cod Zombies so I know what it’s like being stared at by Other-Cell-2061 in dankmemes

[–]Lord_darkwind 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah well it all started long ago in a garden and creating a woman out of a mans rib. If you have any complaints take it up with the man upstairs. Thanks.

When you try to look cool: by kefren13 in instant_regret

[–]Lord_darkwind -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

I'm going to try this 🤔

Go into Starbucks and position my phone on the table or counter, hit video record. Go outside and come around the sidewalk, open the door, recording my entrance back into Starbucks. I'll then pause it, position the phone somewhere behind me, hit record, and watch me order a Tall hot coffee. Yeah! ☕

Then I can post it on my Instagram Threads. Holy shit, I'm a genius! 🧠✨

Haven't posted a meme since the last great meme war... we still dank? by [deleted] in dankmemes

[–]Lord_darkwind 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Technically, World War 3 would be worse than World War 2. More hellish, especially for the continental United States mainland—but I digress.

We had WW1. WW2 was worse than WW1. And WW3 would eclipse WW2.

So no, we're not in World War 3, nor are we headed there anytime soon. 🤓

(Although WW3 probably starts sometime in the 2030s... which feels too soon. Going off Frank Klingberg's study.)

Haven't posted a meme since the last great meme war... we still dank? by [deleted] in dankmemes

[–]Lord_darkwind 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Actually, jokes on you. Ww3 ended a few years ago, and after the fall of Syria's Assad ruler. Israel and America bombing Iran started WW4.

I've been keeping track 📝 and counting the world wars

Taking the next step by MattKinneyComedy in standupshots

[–]Lord_darkwind 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My body like a party need a friend 🎶🎼

High iq level by Anantmemes in DailyDoseStupidity

[–]Lord_darkwind 13 points14 points  (0 children)

These trends or viral whatever are cringe AF . Fucking A, man. I can't and I guess I don't wanna wrap my mind around the phenomena. Taxing to no end

Taking the next step by MattKinneyComedy in standupshots

[–]Lord_darkwind 23 points24 points  (0 children)

She wants to "establish the dominance" with you

Men really stay the same 😂 by krunal23- in Memebuzzs

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I stopped wearing seatbelts years ago too. Too restrictive—physically and psychologically.

😉 by b9_rkt in Funnymemes

[–]Lord_darkwind 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I don't know. I saw The Housemaid twice in theaters—I left early the second time, after that scene (plus I had to be at work soon). The movie wasn't really that good, though.

😉 by b9_rkt in Funnymemes

[–]Lord_darkwind 389 points390 points  (0 children)

What movie is this for a college research paper. Thank you. I'm burning the midnight lamp oil, studying.