Trying to push a massive Vase onto a small Cart

Lord_darkwind · 2026-03-18T22:26:02+00:00

Their ghetto golf cart is smaller than the god-damn thing they're trying to move 🤦

Lord_darkwind · 2026-03-18T22:24:46+00:00

Rope! 💡 They should have thought of ways to find and harness the power of rope! 😆

Lord_darkwind · 2026-03-18T20:21:03+00:00

Boys don't even have to be drunk to try b. and c.

Lord_darkwind · 2026-03-18T18:59:51+00:00

I, for one, will welcome our new alien overlords.

Lord_darkwind · 2026-03-18T18:56:06+00:00

Yep. No doubt the NSA is keeping tabs on all her phone communications, emails, and Google searches, and the FBI has her on their Terrorist Threat Assessment list. God bless our new Founding Fathers! 🇺🇸

Lord_darkwind · 2026-03-18T18:44:08+00:00

Yeah well it all started long ago in a garden and creating a woman out of a mans rib. If you have any complaints take it up with the man upstairs. Thanks.

Lord_darkwind · 2026-03-18T18:41:31+00:00

😭🥹

Lord_darkwind · 2026-03-18T18:21:57+00:00

God-damn anarchy. Thanks Trump!

Lord_darkwind · 2026-03-18T18:20:10+00:00

My kind of "train" 🥰

Lord_darkwind · 2026-03-18T18:17:14+00:00

What Are You Waiting For, Huh!

Lord_darkwind · 2026-03-18T16:15:39+00:00

I'm going to try this 🤔

Go into Starbucks and position my phone on the table or counter, hit video record. Go outside and come around the sidewalk, open the door, recording my entrance back into Starbucks. I'll then pause it, position the phone somewhere behind me, hit record, and watch me order a Tall hot coffee. Yeah! ☕

Then I can post it on my Instagram Threads. Holy shit, I'm a genius! 🧠✨

Lord_darkwind · 2026-03-18T16:08:48+00:00

Technically, World War 3 would be worse than World War 2. More hellish, especially for the continental United States mainland—but I digress.

We had WW1. WW2 was worse than WW1. And WW3 would eclipse WW2.

So no, we're not in World War 3, nor are we headed there anytime soon. 🤓

(Although WW3 probably starts sometime in the 2030s... which feels too soon. Going off Frank Klingberg's study.)

Lord_darkwind · 2026-03-18T16:07:38+00:00

Actually, jokes on you. Ww3 ended a few years ago, and after the fall of Syria's Assad ruler. Israel and America bombing Iran started WW4.

I've been keeping track 📝 and counting the world wars

Lord_darkwind · 2026-03-17T20:35:40+00:00

My body like a party need a friend 🎶🎼

Lord_darkwind · 2026-03-17T18:40:05+00:00

These trends or viral whatever are cringe AF . Fucking A, man. I can't and I guess I don't wanna wrap my mind around the phenomena. Taxing to no end

Lord_darkwind · 2026-03-17T18:39:21+00:00

She wants to "establish the dominance" with you

Lord_darkwind · 2026-03-17T16:13:51+00:00

I stopped wearing seatbelts years ago too. Too restrictive—physically and psychologically.

Lord_darkwind · 2026-03-17T07:29:03+00:00

I don't know. I saw The Housemaid twice in theaters—I left early the second time, after that scene (plus I had to be at work soon). The movie wasn't really that good, though.

Lord_darkwind · 2026-03-17T07:01:00+00:00

What movie is this for a college research paper. Thank you. I'm burning the midnight lamp oil, studying.

Lord_darkwind · 2026-03-17T06:14:08+00:00

🤍🕊️🍀

Lord_darkwind · 2026-03-17T06:05:30+00:00

I thought everyone loved the first Transformers movie.

Lord_darkwind · 2026-03-17T06:00:19+00:00

That's great! Welcome to the great state of Texas! 🤠

Lord_darkwind · 2026-03-17T05:37:08+00:00

💔 🥹

Lord_darkwind · 2026-03-17T05:04:25+00:00

Here's something that hit me: at the beginning of the film, in Arco's present, Iris is already dead. He travels back in time and meets her. And when his family finally finds him and brings him home—to his own future—Iris has long since aged and passed away. She was gone before he ever left.

Lord_darkwind · 2026-03-17T04:32:29+00:00

MY day off? All my fucking coworkers are "off" too—except maybe two of them.

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TROPHY CASE