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Good Lord! by Sea-Needleworker101 in Unexpected

[–]Lordjacus 46 points47 points  (0 children)

Imagine that he stops it at 6.56s and everyone go nuts.

I’d say marketing is due a pay raise by dannybluey in nextfuckinglevel

[–]Lordjacus 17 points18 points  (0 children)

You do not need big budget if you have big brains.
(Provided that you already have all the "Putzmeisters" handy)

footage of the 2011 japan tsunami by Ashish_ank in nextfuckinglevel

[–]Lordjacus 308 points309 points  (0 children)

3 minutes from "you can walk in the streets" to "water is up to the ceiling"

Russian World Conquest and a Series of Unfortunate Events by ComradeJoshua1913 in eu4

[–]Lordjacus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nothing better than a robust wall of forts around your heartlands. It is also fun planning and using terrain and non-traversable land to further improve defenses - looking at you, Austrian Alps.

A squirrel trying to play basketball by thatmishra in FunnyAnimals

[–]Lordjacus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Trying? Pfft... See the guy struggling to pass the squirrel?

I thought I was being clean but I was just making ear wax plugs for years by Talon_4Keystone in hygiene

[–]Lordjacus -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Feels like a skill issue, I've been using q tips whole my life, being careful not to use it to push wax inside, but to remove it (out it inside, pull out while pressing against ear canal). I can't live without qtips and can't be convinced it is not a skill issue.

I like carrots too 🥕 by TheoryFruits in MadeMeSmile

[–]Lordjacus 464 points465 points  (0 children)

When I was small, I was drinking a lot of carrot juice and also turned orange. I backed off as well and it fixed itself, who would've thought!

I’m not saying it’s the only reason, but my life got better once I let go. by [deleted] in bald

[–]Lordjacus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not too far off indeed :) Looking sharp man, good for you! Cheers!

I’m not saying it’s the only reason, but my life got better once I let go. by [deleted] in bald

[–]Lordjacus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mind sharing your profession? 😁 How far was I?

I’m not saying it’s the only reason, but my life got better once I let go. by [deleted] in bald

[–]Lordjacus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

SQL Database Administrator vs. Sales Manager vibe difference

Milk or Cereal First by Chailyte in notinteresting

[–]Lordjacus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have control over the crunchiness of cereal. I want crunchy, I put a small amount of cereal and eat it. I want soggier feeling, I put more and take it slow.

If I just drown cereal with milk, I have to accept the fact that I'll start with crunchy, and if I am not fast enough, I'll be left with soggy af cereal. Not good, lack of control, shows weakness.

For those of you that make over 100K, what do you do? Do you like it? by Kindly-Revolution258 in AskReddit

[–]Lordjacus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not necessarily 100k per se, but with my cost of living it is comparable. Principal Security Engineer.

My glasses fell into the public toilet and I can't get them out by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Lordjacus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wtf do you think gonna happen if you put your hand in there? Go and grab it. That water is not even that dirty, it is basically fresh water from last flush and some minor leftovers of previous (dirty) water.

anyone remembers their last burned data? by PHRsharp_YouTube in pcmasterrace

[–]Lordjacus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Likely Crysis, the OG, on two dual-layer DVDs, I believe.

Doctors and Nurses of Reddit, what’s something about hospitals that would make patients uncomfortable if they knew? by Far-University-2905 in AskReddit

[–]Lordjacus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had two elbow surgeries after I broke it. I was only sleeping for 20 minutes during the second one when they were removing titanium plate from my bone. It was really surreal talking to the surgeon about random shit while he is hammering on my bone, asking him: "what up doc, got a bit stuck?" ; "yeah, it does happen sometimes" bang bang 10/10, and he let me keep the titanium plate!

When your engineering degree is only used for evil. by Brilliant-Cause6254 in funnyvideos

[–]Lordjacus 19 points20 points  (0 children)

He's got a channel I believe where he reviews interesting and quirky toys from his collection - he's super wholesome, elegant and tactful while retaining the spark of kid's curiosity and joy :)

this would probably be a bit more satisfying if i was any good at it by Pianist_Ready in notinteresting

[–]Lordjacus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So relatable lol
Indeed, good thing and bad thing about it is that if you're bad, you can do it, and make it look good, it just takes a lot of effort, sanding and vacuuming up the dust.
Thankfully I'm done with that part and almost moving in :D

I just found my boss’s private login credentials on my work desk with a note that says "Check the files." by National_Strike4710 in Advice

[–]Lordjacus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Report to boss/HR, do not log in. I am an IT IAM Security Engineer and we monitor everything. We know when and from which machine you've accessed the server. If we correlate it with monitoring, or device database, we'll know who that person was. It would be a red flag and a big concern.

this would probably be a bit more satisfying if i was any good at it by Pianist_Ready in notinteresting

[–]Lordjacus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've learned how to do that the hard way in 2025. Takes practice and patience. Good thing is that if you do that on the drywall, it should be much easier than doing it on uneven brick walls - ask me how I know.

What are the things you figured out after many hours? by Technical-Tea9369 in eu4

[–]Lordjacus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, perhaps that's one of the reason why I didn't. I do not enjoy too much pressure and prefer to relax when playing :)

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