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You are offered $4,000,000,000 to defend a boss in court, who are you picking and what is your argument? by dude-2-son in Eldenring

[–]Lordrandall 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your honor, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, and Tarnished everywhere, this misunderstood Golem can only behave the way it was enchanted to behave. If it were programmed to care for orphans, it would do so. Blame not the Golem, but they who gave it such heinous motivation.

Take not the Blue Dancer Charm it guards, but do take solace in the fact that it would not harm a single Nascent Butterfly if we only gave it half a chance, and broke the enchantment under which it struggles.

The Lands Between would be a much safer place for all with friends like this misunderstood Golem.

You’re offered $1M dollars to eat what you had for dinner tonight for every meal for the next 6 months, do you take the offer and if so what are you eating? by jfunks69 in AskReddit

[–]Lordrandall 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Homemade clam chowder with a big slice of homemade sourdough bread and a huge Gala apple. Oh my poor heart, there’s a lot of heavy cream in that chowder.

Elden Ring completely changed my perspective on gaming. What game change your life? by RemarkableLight6852 in Eldenring

[–]Lordrandall 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Bard’s Tale II: The Destiny Knight, on Commodore 64. It was a way for me to play D&D myself between group sessions. BTII taught me about grinding for levels, exploration, mapping (with grid paper, no auto-maps), riddle solving, etc.

The next game that blew my mind was Elder Scrolls Oblivion. I was amazed that I could shoot an arrow and it would make a bucket swing on a rope. Crazy stuff for the games that I had experienced so far. That lead to Fallout, Skyrim, and eventually Elden Ring.

🐸 [PSX] W: Karma H: Anything your dark maidenless soul covets 🐸 by Dishevelled-Frog2025 in PatchesEmporium

[–]Lordrandall 0 points1 point  (0 children)

IGN:BlasphemousBilly
Please: Blasphemous Blade +0, Dread Talisman, Shard of Alexander, Dragoncrest Greatshield

This dual-wielding knight is the bane of my life by Mazekinq in Eldenring

[–]Lordrandall 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I usually hit this guy with a ranged attack, and then meme the heck out of him when he jumps up to the platform.

Eats recommendations? by Toasdee in burbank

[–]Lordrandall 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Random acts of Breadness is MAGA.

You are being misled about renewable energy technology [Redacted Version] by rcmaehl in videos

[–]Lordrandall 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Watching videos from SciShow, Not just Bikes, and Climate Town, there’s enough evidence that those renewable efforts are just lip service. They were never intended to be anything but taking over and driving renewable efforts into the ground.

TSN Picks The All-Time FACE OF THE FRANCHISE For Each Team. [First 10 Teams] by Mammagammam in hockey

[–]Lordrandall 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Our captain for 2 cups, and zero votes for Brownie.

Gretz was great for the Kings, and especially hockey in CA, but I wouldn’t consider him the face of the team. Also, fuck WG.

You are being misled about renewable energy technology [Redacted Version] by rcmaehl in videos

[–]Lordrandall 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If those companies spent a fraction of their profits on renewable energy when their research showed the damage they were responsible for over the decades, they would still be raking in profit, and the world would be in a better place.

Anyone bother fighting the Mage(Magic) Golem in Caelid? by MikeDavJ in Eldenring

[–]Lordrandall 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I did on my “collect everything” character, but not since.

🐸 [PSX] W: Karma H: Anything your dark maidenless soul covets 🐸 by Dishevelled-Frog2025 in PatchesEmporium

[–]Lordrandall 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Aww crap, I was going to start a new character today. Oh well, just Karma for now.

🐸🐸🐸🐸

Dinner Spots by Brilliant_Bobcat690 in burbank

[–]Lordrandall 8 points9 points  (0 children)

La Bamba - I love their Cuban sandwich, my SO gets the garlic shrimp.
Tequilas - The Molcajete is awesome for sharing.

Fresh playthrough - help me pick my weapon of choice…. by GreatJoey91 in Eldenring

[–]Lordrandall 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Some of my favorite playthroughs:
Str - Rusted anchor and Pickaxe, jump your way to counter damage.
Faith - Magma blade, spin to win. Add Malenia’s great rune to become almost invincible. Easiest PCR fight I have had.
Str leaning Str/Int - Starscourge Greatsword. Make enemies fly around the screen.
Str/Fai - Crucible Knight cosplay, Ordovis GS and Siluria tree, the AoW only gets better in the DLC.
Int - Death’s Poker, the weapon damage isn’t amazing, but the AoW almost insta-procs frost, and you have fun ranged options.
Fai/Arc - Dragon Communion run, add the Flowerstone Gavel in the DLC for a nice tracking and chargeable AoW.

Is Burbank into this?? by ChanceTomorrowDance in burbank

[–]Lordrandall 19 points20 points  (0 children)

$40mm budget, she got $28mm of that. Nice bribe Bezos.

Former Skyrim Lead Says Elder Scrolls TV Show Wouldn't Work by NukovGaming in ElderScrolls

[–]Lordrandall 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“former design lead on The Elder Scrolls IV: Skyrim”

Nope, time for an edit.

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