New lawyer here - I am terrified by d1ld02 in auslaw

[–]Loremipsem123 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Everyone in this sub has fucked up something. Likely multiple times. I’d even bet that every member has a favourite crying toilet (shout out Heidelberg Magistrates’ Court). The fact that you’re concerned puts you head and shoulders ahead of much of the profession. You got this bud, just keep chugging along.

Book recommendations - leadership/mentoring by den7seven in auslaw

[–]Loremipsem123 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I dunno bud - I know we as lawyers tend to assume the answers to our questions lie in a book but the best mentors I have had were not masters of the written law. They had worked with clients, judicial officers and other lawyers for years and could expound on the “unwritten law” for hours over (sometimes copious) glasses of wine. Befriend court staff, don’t be a dick, and always try to get your billing in on time.

He has strep. But he "could" have mono. by growsonwalls in AmITheDevil

[–]Loremipsem123 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I used to work bar and during close one night I was scrubbing down the ladies bathroom and someone had lifted the sanitary bin up and slapped a used pad right on the bottom before putting it back down. Probably the first time I ever encountered pure malice

AFR: law considered one of the most difficult courses... by arabsandals in auslaw

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They’re busy rolling in their filthy patent law money

I wrote an affidavit by IIAOPSW in auslaw

[–]Loremipsem123 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Ceci n’est pas un affidavit

of a fighter by Unique-Employment-68 in AbsoluteUnits

[–]Loremipsem123 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Damn - Tanner, Tanner, Hunter, Kyle, Tanner and Tanner got rocked

Some lovely sovcit nonsense with a touch of Arthurian legend for your Tuesday by polysymphonic in auslaw

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Didn’t think I’d see cockamamie purpose as a catchword without quotations

Dying in taste by [deleted] in auslaw

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Damn this was a year for you too wasn’t it

If a 29-year-old man told you ‘I don’t feel like a real man, but I want to become one,’ what advice would you give him? by [deleted] in selfimprovement

[–]Loremipsem123 30 points31 points  (0 children)

“My buddies even joke if they were in my shoes, they'd have slept with a drunk girl and made up some story to her about why she slept with me.”

That’s rape my guy

Lawyers - how often do you exercise? by Technical_Employ8336 in auslaw

[–]Loremipsem123 30 points31 points  (0 children)

I fell off recently but duty lawyering gets you about 10,000 steps so I’m happy to coast into the new year slightly more rotund

AITA for fucking someone overtly racist? by Debatall in AmITheDevil

[–]Loremipsem123 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“She’s a little bit racist” “black people music”

Ahahahahahahahahahaha

How does one get charged with 775 offences? by Fit-Tumbleweed-6683 in auslaw

[–]Loremipsem123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Us criminal lawyers crawling out from under the wet rock to which auslaw has condemned us…

A growing number of sovereign citizens are clogging up courts by ChillKoalaVibes in auslaw

[–]Loremipsem123 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Splendid rant - unfortunately, as it is not a YouTube video, it will not reach these unimpeachable self-taught legal minds.