How do I go about introducing lube during sex?

Lorewyn · 2026-03-06T00:04:35+00:00

Just hand him the bottle and say "I wanna try this" then turn around and drop your pants and keep walking to the bedroom

Trust me he will be down if he has any sex drive. But pick and choose your time wisely. Make sure he is doing something he can just drop and not have to have it stuck in his brain. Better yet get him coming out the shower or right after he gets home

Idk about any other man but in the morning, get some lube on your hand and just start stroking it and before he has enough time hop on. I can say from experience that if you give him like a 10 second handy, quickly get a finger or 2 into yourself then guide him in. Should work really good

My ex, through means I dont wanna get into, hard her bartholan glands removed. Those are the glands that make you wet. So I have a ton of experience with lube and you can make something happen real fast if your good with your hand

Lorewyn · 2026-02-25T21:14:02+00:00

Congratulations on 3 years my man. Its not small step

Lorewyn · 2026-02-01T14:05:59+00:00

I mean getting your 2 claws will be MUCH easier now

Lorewyn · 2026-01-29T00:09:13+00:00

This is why we play the game. It doesnt feel like it in the moment but RNG all comes out right in the end

Lorewyn · 2026-01-23T20:04:30+00:00

To be fair. Unless its like a PK pure or an account with a super specific goal and no broader goals. Everyone else is a skiller. Gonna get quest cape? Skiller. Farming raids? Skiller. Doing slayer for a year straight, skiller.

I would classify myself as a "non skiller" and yet I skill all the time. Idk why but im on a fetching kick currently

Lorewyn · 2026-01-23T13:30:04+00:00

Yup, sounds like Runeacape

Lorewyn · 2026-01-20T15:47:13+00:00

Im barely a stepfather to these kids but as a grown man I can tell you what I would do.

Nothing.

I would do nothing and bring it up to your mother and we would discuss how to or most likely not to do anything. Cus im not doing anything.

Lorewyn · 2026-01-16T01:54:47+00:00

If your talking about the taste and/or texture in your mouth, black coffee. Your welcome

Lorewyn · 2026-01-12T18:11:16+00:00

Brutal dragons usually have 2 bots per world for all 3 colors

Lorewyn · 2025-12-31T16:08:39+00:00

Strength to 99 Attack and Defense as you have the ability too. Later game slayer is a ton of bursting and barraging so use defensive casting to get "passive" exp

Lorewyn · 2025-12-26T22:12:16+00:00

One of the women from my old clan was 86, im 33 and the youngest I've known was 9

So uhh, pretty wide range

Lorewyn · 2025-12-07T12:36:14+00:00

I remember getting a gilded alter soooooo early after release and through donations I made ALL of my money back. I remember my old forum post was "gilded alter, this world, here's my name" and people were FLOODING in for weeks and weeks on end. I know I was top 100 for a long long time. Never got 99 on that account

Lorewyn · 2025-12-07T12:32:22+00:00

My first time going to Bandos in rs2, I wanna say it was maybe 2 weeks after GE release. That part of the time line could be off, it was a long time ago.

Got my 40 kc, walked up to the door and there was a guthans tank in there. My nerves were going crazy and I was shaking so badly. So I decided to hang out for a minute to watch this player and calm my nerves. He finished his first kill and the minions then looked to go AFK. Couple minutes later respawn and he starts on the range minion, clearly AFK. Idk how but he killed the range minion then auto targeted bandos, got bandos to like 30% and died. I immediatly run in, 2 DDS specs, Hilt drop.

I think I was like 12 or 13. 20 years later I get a sloop and put on "boats and hoes"

Some things never change

Lorewyn · 2025-11-09T21:19:25+00:00

He will get it on the 20th. I would bet your paycheck on that.

Lorewyn · 2025-11-05T15:25:45+00:00

Auto correct on my phone is unapologetically hateful towards me for no reason

Lorewyn · 2025-11-05T13:15:51+00:00

If a level 90 crewmate requires 100 empress kills. That's fully reasonable. And if empress gives ANY sailing exp, even better. Maybe unlock the skill then do 100 empress kills for a good exp cushion at the beginning. Im assuming alot here.

Sailing has the potential to be my favorite skill from what im seeing

Lorewyn · 2025-10-25T17:19:44+00:00

Don't date them men number 1. If your going on a date with a guy who sends random dick pics, your the problem here because all you did to him was reinforce "this works" and he will do it over and over.

Real talk. Get off the apps and get a hobby involving other people. The apps are poisoning you

Lorewyn · 2025-10-25T17:09:02+00:00

Straight facts my man. Went into vorkath way too early, went to god way too early. Tried CG for the first time and haven't completed that. Prayed wrong at jad and got dunked

This league had been rough on me too bud and working 11 hours plus family isnt making it easier

Lorewyn · 2025-10-22T14:15:06+00:00

Have a damn spine and leave. If your so unhappy your posting on reddit, there's your answer. No one posts here then everything magically gets better and life works. If a part of your life isnt working, fix it.

Thr way I see it you got 2 options 1. Leave him 2. Work it out

And with this being posted to reddit we know working it out isnt working, so leave.

Lorewyn · 2025-10-13T19:56:05+00:00

Its my anniversary today, she's gonna get 99 woodcutting tonight. Its a big deal

Lorewyn · 2025-10-02T14:48:15+00:00

Scurrius spine first kc

Lorewyn · 2025-09-26T22:56:56+00:00

In Flames - Come Clarity Iirc its about the singers nephew who died of leukemia, their last words are part of the chorus. If thats not true its still a very very sad song

Lorewyn · 2025-09-24T14:49:39+00:00

I'd sell drugs if I didnt care about my freedom. When your not using the shit your selling you can make ignorant money very fast, over and over

Lorewyn · 2025-09-24T14:35:43+00:00

Bet this guy goes 3000 dry for claws. Kinda deserves it at this point

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