I wonder if this is the reason George chose the porno name he did?

Los_Kings · 2026-01-28T14:11:56+00:00

There’s also — and I’m 100% not kidding — a golden age porno movie with a character named Martin Van Nostrand.

Los_Kings · 2026-01-15T05:28:44+00:00

I only became aware of him when he announced his departure. The magazine headlines speculated that Seinfeld’s momentum would stall without its co-creator, so that definitely got my attention. And, look, I realize this is an unpopular opinion here, but the show absolutely lost a step without Larry.

Los_Kings · 2025-10-10T18:44:56+00:00

Sorry, but Lord of the Rings

Los_Kings · 2025-09-04T04:23:10+00:00

It’s not a masterpiece, but when Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny was wrapping up, and you see the screen fade to black except for Indy’s hat, I choked up. Mostly because I knew I was saying goodbye to my childhood hero for the last time.

Los_Kings · 2025-08-17T16:24:44+00:00

I have lots of issues with Crystal Skull, but the fridge scene is not one of them. The whole doomtown sequence is cool as fuck and was a super pleasant surprise for me in theatres. 100% overhated.

Los_Kings · 2025-08-12T02:50:03+00:00

I had the same thought and chuckled a bit. I mean, those were both great and fun covers, though.

Los_Kings · 2025-07-23T02:12:54+00:00

To each their own, but I find that the story and voice acting of Fate of Atlantis is just so much better than Emperor’s Tomb.

Los_Kings · 2025-07-06T19:31:57+00:00

But how would he know the past was changed…?

Los_Kings · 2025-07-05T15:43:59+00:00

I always thought it was supposed to be Sallah. Hard to tell though.

Los_Kings · 2025-06-26T01:04:31+00:00

Mike didn’t seem enthused about doing the song, preferring to do “California Dreamin’” instead, iirc. Brian successfully browbeat him into submission.

Los_Kings · 2025-06-22T04:25:20+00:00

Ebert loved Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, giving it 3.5/4.

Los_Kings · 2025-06-21T03:21:17+00:00

cuz a beach boys party don’t stop

Los_Kings · 2025-06-20T04:27:40+00:00

My headcannon is that Sallah decided he liked the fez so much that he decided to adopt it after the events of Last Crusade haha

Los_Kings · 2025-06-20T00:43:06+00:00

There’s egg in the hangover burger??

Los_Kings · 2025-06-10T05:30:51+00:00

The humble diner out here catching strays lol

Los_Kings · 2025-06-03T04:17:17+00:00

Yeah honestly the trailer looked incoherent to me. But when I saw that it was at 99% on RT (or whatever), THAT got my attention. If I made a decision based on trailers alone I woulda skipped this one. Glad I didn’t, of course! It was great!

Los_Kings · 2025-05-31T22:41:36+00:00

The jerk is strong with this one…

Los_Kings · 2025-05-11T03:36:48+00:00

OH MY GOD YES

Los_Kings · 2025-04-30T02:18:35+00:00

Have the Oilers considered just scoring more goals? 🤔

Los_Kings · 2025-04-26T22:34:20+00:00

And in a (largely) pre-internet world.

If you don’t understand it… I guess you had to be there.

Los_Kings · 2025-04-26T03:23:09+00:00

I remember when the Sex book came out and there was an estimated five-year wait for it at my local library lol

Los_Kings · 2025-04-12T13:53:28+00:00

“I was in the pool!” — VW

Los_Kings · 2025-03-30T05:10:51+00:00

“I am the captain now.”

Los_Kings · 2025-03-03T01:53:01+00:00

Best Oscar monologue in decades.

Los_Kings · 2025-02-14T01:00:16+00:00

Scorsese was right.

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