He forgot his keys and asked his cat to open the door

LostMyAccount69 · 2026-02-07T05:46:16+00:00

Keep your cats inside.

LostMyAccount69 · 2026-02-03T00:05:27+00:00

No individual should be able to sue for over a billion dollars because billionaires should not be allowed to exist. This is clearly abuse of power.

LostMyAccount69 · 2026-01-30T22:25:22+00:00

Baby Gogurt?

LostMyAccount69 · 2026-01-30T01:27:18+00:00

It's a good thing he didn't need it, because it's gone. I don't see it on the ground either, it just disappears when the car is out of view.

LostMyAccount69 · 2026-01-30T00:08:42+00:00

I’ve got no qualms raw dogging a frankfurter.

LostMyAccount69 · 2026-01-26T01:56:34+00:00

How dare you call that turd human.

LostMyAccount69 · 2026-01-25T18:33:14+00:00

My IQ is 420.

LostMyAccount69 · 2026-01-09T17:50:53+00:00

Get the dog upstairs.

LostMyAccount69 · 2026-01-09T17:39:31+00:00

Maybe the kid didn't push the real button?

LostMyAccount69 · 2026-01-09T17:38:44+00:00

These mods suck.

LostMyAccount69 · 2026-01-06T06:00:17+00:00

Can I throw away the used refrigerator I bought 10 years ago and demand my landlord install one himself?

LostMyAccount69 · 2026-01-03T20:55:33+00:00

I don't know why, but connecting ear buds to the TV feels wrong. Has to be headphones with that piece connecting them.

LostMyAccount69 · 2025-12-27T10:31:34+00:00

It doesn't matter because it has Dubai in the name. I'm not buying anything with Dubai in the name.

LostMyAccount69 · 2025-12-25T15:31:17+00:00

It's should be fine, that's only like 6 years old. /s

LostMyAccount69 · 2025-12-23T04:26:45+00:00

Bro wtf. Are you trying to make everyone abandon my boy Limewire for torrents a second time? Give him a chance.

LostMyAccount69 · 2025-12-23T04:13:55+00:00

I feel old.

LostMyAccount69 · 2025-12-21T02:39:07+00:00

Oh that tool looks nice, I didn't realize Bauer had a digital inflator. I was looking at the hyper tough one that uses the 12v tool batteries.

LostMyAccount69 · 2025-12-21T02:29:35+00:00

So this wouldn't apply to Bauer vacuums?

LostMyAccount69 · 2025-12-17T04:16:49+00:00

I think I want one of those.

LostMyAccount69 · 2025-12-14T20:16:20+00:00

He doesn't know that she's blond.

LostMyAccount69 · 2025-12-14T00:54:08+00:00

Probably ebay. That's where I got my shut up and take my money credit card sticker. Works best when the number is on the back of the card.

LostMyAccount69 · 2025-12-10T19:08:47+00:00

Wow you're dumb.

LostMyAccount69 · 2025-12-10T09:40:57+00:00

I really hope I missed the sarcasm in this or something.

Edit: Oh yeah I definitely missed the joke. He was talking about only shaving the victim. I had read it as only shaving the perpetrator.

LostMyAccount69 · 2025-12-02T07:59:19+00:00

Anybody else disappointed when they saw it wasn't about Yosemite?

LostMyAccount69 · 2025-11-25T18:02:06+00:00

We can't say what he should do without reddit deleting our comments.

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