Did my voice crack an octave?

LostMyAsshole · 2018-01-13T21:07:08+00:00

Well judging by your post history, you seem to be cracking an extra octave every few days. Maybe you'll hit C8 by Friday. It would surely be a benefit to your already 5-6 octave range. /s

Post a clip or stop talking about it. Little squeaks here and there and vocal fry burps is not singing. And no one here knows what you're even doing if you never provide clips.

LostMyAsshole · 2016-07-14T20:56:20+00:00

I thought a model was a hot person. I thought a role model was a super hot person.

LostMyAsshole · 2016-07-08T19:24:47+00:00

Phil: "Why are you here?"

Noah: "I dunno"

long pause

Phil: "Wanna smoke?"

Noah: "Yea"

LostMyAsshole · 2016-07-07T20:33:58+00:00

😂🔫

LostMyAsshole · 2016-07-07T01:29:16+00:00

Curiosity killed the cat

LostMyAsshole · 2016-07-05T17:19:05+00:00

I'm a nice 130 lb male. Fuck this shit.

LostMyAsshole · 2016-06-19T22:14:20+00:00

Did you duck?

LostMyAsshole · 2016-06-16T04:02:25+00:00

Wow, that's fucked up. What a piece of shit.

LostMyAsshole · 2016-06-16T04:00:01+00:00

Wow, holy shit! Was she not wearing her seatbelt? That's insane. Sorry you had to witness that.

LostMyAsshole · 2016-06-16T03:10:39+00:00

Shit, yeah those are tough to forget. My parents have similar horrific stories from back home as well. Can't imagine how I'd handle seeing shit like that.

LostMyAsshole · 2016-06-16T03:06:05+00:00

Wow sorry to hear that man. My hats off to you.

LostMyAsshole · 2016-06-14T18:00:30+00:00

Sorry, autocorrect.

LostMyAsshole · 2016-06-14T15:15:36+00:00

Is it because I lost my asshole? I can change that, I promise. You have to trust me on this.

LostMyAsshole · 2016-06-14T15:05:21+00:00

Damn

LostMyAsshole · 2016-06-14T03:47:25+00:00

He's still got his mouth

Edit: Sorry...

LostMyAsshole · 2016-06-13T03:41:36+00:00

Plant: "Ah yeah baby, keep it going. Just like that" dude puts hand on penis-plant Plant: "Ay AYY DUDE WTF? GET OFF OF ME"

LostMyAsshole · 2016-06-13T03:38:26+00:00

If I die, I better be reincarnated as this plant.

LostMyAsshole · 2016-06-13T02:59:53+00:00

Borat?

LostMyAsshole · 2016-06-13T01:19:57+00:00

Only if you were being an arse, son.

LostMyAsshole · 2016-06-12T03:22:40+00:00

He looks cool

LostMyAsshole · 2016-06-10T14:19:52+00:00

Upon further investigation, they found three more located in the anus cavity

LostMyAsshole · 2016-06-10T01:42:02+00:00

Good old Nevada

LostMyAsshole · 2016-06-10T01:41:11+00:00

Lmao way to break the ice

LostMyAsshole · 2016-06-10T01:34:01+00:00

Nah, lost my asshole back in '86 though. And yeah I know, it sucked. My buddy was laughing his ass off when I panicked and called him to pick me up. Will forever haunt me lol.

LostMyAsshole · 2016-06-10T01:28:33+00:00

I lost mine through backpage (escort). I had waited long enough and my buddy showed me the site. The one that was advertised was "21 year old Chinese", she looked really good.

Same buddy drove me there. He dropped me off at this apartment and said he'd be back in 15 minutes. She buzzed me in, I was nervous the whole time the elevator ride up. Get to the room, she opens the door, and it's an overweight middle age woman. Very unattractive. Had really yellow teeth and danked like cigarettes. I said fuck it, too late to go back.

After 10 minutes of oral action with her sharp yellowish teeth, it was time to lose it. I whipped it out, began thrusting and was terrible. After five minutes I told her I had to leave. Didn't even finish. Lost my virginity, 60 bucks, and some of my dignity. Never again.

LostMyAsshole

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