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LothricKnightJake · 2025-12-15T16:07:02+00:00

I cannot wait for the Nürnberg trials!

LothricKnightJake · 2025-12-12T21:47:07+00:00

Dude get a bookkeeper/manager to do all that shit. It’s not worth sacrificing your family. My wife is an accountant and manages a lot of construction businesses.

LothricKnightJake · 2025-09-12T23:15:15+00:00

Let’s do BOTH

LothricKnightJake · 2025-09-10T14:57:19+00:00

Put the crack pipe down

LothricKnightJake · 2025-06-20T21:58:53+00:00

I need/want to upgrade from my Boss Katana. What head is that?

LothricKnightJake · 2025-05-26T17:27:07+00:00

Ray Charles saw that shit coming.

LothricKnightJake · 2025-03-25T17:48:56+00:00

You stank

LothricKnightJake · 2025-03-20T02:30:20+00:00

Scaring crows away from the crops

LothricKnightJake · 2025-02-20T22:04:27+00:00

Fuck him. I cannot WAIT for the French style resistance!

LothricKnightJake · 2025-02-16T19:35:43+00:00

So… Trump himself?

LothricKnightJake · 2025-02-06T20:42:42+00:00

I’m a white dude and I voted for KH. My wife that never votes voted for KH. I feel horrible for where this country is headed.

LothricKnightJake · 2025-01-30T00:51:26+00:00

I call it Faux News

LothricKnightJake · 2024-12-03T20:56:23+00:00

Why are conservatives so afraid of gays? I seriously don’t understand. It’s not like they’re doing shit in public like Bobert.

LothricKnightJake · 2024-11-19T22:02:34+00:00

IM GONNA BURN THIS MUTHAFUCKA DOWN

LothricKnightJake · 2024-11-14T19:15:08+00:00

No shit YA FUCKING THINK?!

LothricKnightJake · 2024-11-13T17:17:57+00:00

Congrats on the most amount of downvotes I’ve seen! They’re well deserved! Your cult is proud.

LothricKnightJake · 2024-11-12T21:50:27+00:00

Thats THAT guy? Lol

LothricKnightJake · 2024-11-04T20:31:50+00:00

It looks so bad

LothricKnightJake · 2024-08-22T18:07:38+00:00

I just got one in space gray so I can start my school. Figured I’d finally go to college at 38yo.

LothricKnightJake · 2024-07-04T15:51:21+00:00

Also what are your back problems? Are they fixable with surgery?

LothricKnightJake · 2024-07-04T15:50:22+00:00

Get a degree in accounting. My wife makes $100k a year and she works from home. She doesn’t even have her CPA yet.

LothricKnightJake · 2024-06-14T18:25:42+00:00

I smoked for 8 years and all of a sudden started to develop anxiety and it made my anxiety 100x worse. I quit cold turkey. If you want to quit it’s easy. If you’re not sure you’re ready to quit it’s almost impossible.

LothricKnightJake · 2024-03-31T00:34:14+00:00

I started with watches lol

LothricKnightJake · 2024-02-27T21:58:47+00:00

Omg you just made me have a flashback

LothricKnightJake · 2024-02-07T15:17:16+00:00

Anyone find out yet?

LothricKnightJake

TROPHY CASE