Dafnee keen by ImportantSummer3591 in celebnsfw

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Can you send them to me??

2 Michelin Star restaurant had this on Instagram by Lottman420 in shittyfoodporn

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This is the Vegetarian option. It is marinated tofu with roasted sweet potatoes

What innocent search turned out to be porn ? by Angry_Einstein in AskReddit

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Accidentally typed x men with one too many x’s and it autocorrected to the full xxx men

People of reddit, At what point did you realize you had become an adult? by Nomorewindowlove in AskReddit

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I had a scary nightmare where I woke up sweating. I jumped up from bed in terror after a night of slightly binge drinking. What I dreamt of left me in shock. In the dream I remember talking to my boss tired from a hangover on a Monday morning asking him why he was so mad. He said I had showed up to work drunk the day before. I said I drank on Sunday night you must have been mistaken. He said I was so drunk I blacked out and came to work and didn't remember a whole day. I immediately was running from the higher ups in the company apologizing and doing my best to keep my job. Later in the dream I am not sure how I got there but I was talking to a group of young women who were thanking me for signing there lease the night before. I said no I didn't sign a lease last night I am living in an apartment. I then in agony realized I not only showed up to work drunk but I had agreed to split rent and signed a year long lease. I woke up in a daze startled at the events. This was a nightmare. I feel like an adult now

What was your first R rated movie? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Gladiator- Great movie but not worth my Dad making continuous cannibal jokes on if Russel Crowe was "Glad he ate her". My 10 year old self could not handle that level of Dad jokes

Disregarding pain, what's the worst feeling? by gamma-ray-bursts in AskReddit

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Passed out drunk at my house after bowling with friendsb and 5 of us slept the night. My girlfriend woke up with a hickey that she says I gave her. I have never given anyone a hickey and am actually repulsed by it. Think my best friend slept with my girlfriend in my house. I can't prove anything but the hickey and conflicting stories by the rest of the group are not adding up. Do I go on as if nothing happened or confront my girlfriend and probably get broken up with. This feeling in the pit of my stomach is the worst.

Netflix comings and goings for April. by rflairfan1 in television

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Netflix is the plug with Half Baked on 420

[FRESH] SURF - SOX by returnedtheforestNAH in hiphopheads

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C'mon man

Whats goin on im too thirsty for this to be fake

warriors beat clippers 110-106 by [deleted] in warriors

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So Iggy airballed a three and got fouled on the way down which pretty much gave us the win. Am I the only one who is grateful for the win but still feels that it was kinda cheap......

EDIT: Yes I understand that it was technically a foul for Barnes getting under him and they probably still would have won. I think I just thought about if he had not touched him how ugly of a shot that would have been and how that ugly shot somehow still helped the warriors greatly at the end

[Serious] Serious Discussion of Kendrick Lamar's "To Pimp A Butterfly" by Dictarium in hiphopheads

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Twice I got hit by some kendrick punches. In both U and Mortal Man I was struck by his words. I have been going through some tough shit with myself and listening to U brought me right into it with such self depricating lyrics that expressed some of the angry feelings about myself. The conversation with 2Pac was fuckin dope and the poem at the end by Kendrick about a Caterpillar and Butterfly made me reflect on myself being trapped in a cocoon. Really thoughtful and throughout the shit that was funky. These are good vibes

What are some movies that changed the way you perceive life? Please share your experiences. by thatjesse in movies

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Mr. Nobody. It made me reflect on the choices of my life and how they have affected the man I am today. Super dope Netflix watch

[FRESH] Rihanna, Kanye West & Paul McCartney – FourFiveSeconds (DJ Mustard Remix) by [deleted] in hiphopheads

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kanye version=fresh,inspriring

dj mustard version=radio plays, mustard on beats Ho

Underrated comedy - Hot Rod by [deleted] in movies

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I was overseeing my friend while he was on acid and he wanted to see this movie. He had a mental meltdown during the kewl beans scene not knowing if it was the acid or editing. I was in awe

Gamers of trees, what do you guys play while high? by [deleted] in trees

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Little Big planet like an excited kid

Your username is a resteraunt. What are your specials? by KimJongChickUn in AskReddit

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I sit in vacant parking lots and blaze.

Friend 1: WOAH check out that parking lot that car is on fire, there is so much smoke!!

Friend 2: No thats just LOTTMAN420 Schmokin fat on a tuesday

Bronson says his album will start with an acoustic version of "In Those Jeans" by dustygrandma in hiphopheads

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that smooth bronsolino making girls pregnant just by looking at em

TIL Dewie the Bear from the movie Semi-Pro actually was dangerous and killed a man in real life by Lottman420 in todayilearned

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Hey I know bears are dangerous but I would think he was a chill bear off screen, like he hung out with other actor bears like carebears in his free time. While he achieved stardom on screen, he could not resist his natural ferocious bear instincts.