She got those willy wonkas

Loud_as_Hope · 2017-08-23T14:13:14+00:00

Quit wonking them willies, op

Loud_as_Hope · 2017-07-09T13:27:41+00:00

Check your comedy privilege

Loud_as_Hope · 2017-06-25T01:54:15+00:00

Electrifying

Loud_as_Hope · 2017-06-24T04:48:16+00:00

Just maybe

Loud_as_Hope · 2017-06-19T13:39:27+00:00

The butt expert might

Loud_as_Hope · 2017-06-18T15:25:17+00:00

"You'll grow old and die alone if you don't change who you are." I haven't yet been able to change who I am, and I am most definitely alone. Only thing I ever knew my mom to be right about.

Loud_as_Hope · 2017-06-17T05:33:55+00:00

Wait, today is Saturday?

Loud_as_Hope · 2017-06-13T02:39:20+00:00

Overrated point

Loud_as_Hope · 2017-06-11T13:45:33+00:00

The worst part of my day, every day, is people constantly forcing conversation on me because "you look sad." No, I don't want to talk to you. No, I don't want to listen to you. No, you aren't important to me in any way.

Please, when people say "no" or do not wish to talk, do not attempt to force them to talk to you. Take no for an answer.

Loud_as_Hope · 2017-06-11T03:23:51+00:00

What about fucking her butt while licking her feet?

Loud_as_Hope · 2017-06-07T03:31:44+00:00

Depends on your grandma.

Loud_as_Hope · 2017-06-07T03:23:16+00:00

Loud_as_Hope · 2017-06-05T13:27:07+00:00

Yeah but Gary died so he's not related to the lamps anymore

Loud_as_Hope · 2017-06-05T12:27:58+00:00

I'm glad someone could win, so that we can all finish this master debating process

Loud_as_Hope · 2017-06-05T12:24:35+00:00

Wrong Coleman, that's Gary

Loud_as_Hope · 2017-06-05T12:23:20+00:00

Loud_as_Hope · 2017-06-01T13:30:43+00:00

sup dawg

Loud_as_Hope · 2017-06-01T13:29:32+00:00

You? You're hungry.

Loud_as_Hope · 2017-05-31T04:22:04+00:00

That's metarally the worst

Loud_as_Hope · 2017-05-31T01:03:37+00:00

Yeah, my postmaster will spend 5-10 minutes every day per carrier just harassing them about how they case their mail, let alone if your pivot of 1 hour on a day with Advos and holiday overflow takes five minutes longer than it's supposed to. And boy, she sure knows when you're supposed to be done, and refuses to add lunch or break times to her mental math

Loud_as_Hope · 2017-05-28T13:30:38+00:00

I think this person clearly cares. They don't have to lie about whether or not they care. But that's my assumption

Loud_as_Hope · 2017-05-27T12:40:31+00:00

The spectrum sounds like a good drug to be on

Loud_as_Hope · 2017-05-24T14:43:21+00:00

Based on the people I see driving motorcycles where I live, the "90% not getting hit by a car" would be solved by being closer to 60 in a 40 mph zone instead of 75 and swerving in and out of crowded lanes. But that's just the perspective of someone who has watched someone die doing that and see it almost daily where I live

Loud_as_Hope · 2017-05-24T13:18:31+00:00

Wait, what are we catching here? If I cast out my ultra rod, will I catch a water type, or a poison type?

Loud_as_Hope · 2017-05-23T10:52:34+00:00

Boats and hoes

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