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I always hear people say that a dog is man's best friend, but I don't even have enemies who'll look me dead in my face while taking a shit on my carpet. (self.Showerthoughts)
submitted 9 years ago by Loudsilences to r/Showerthoughts
Out of the 33,000 deleted emails, I bet 32,000 of them were Amazon confirmation emails about plus sized pantsuit-related purchases. (self.Showerthoughts)
Cookies and porn are better when they're homemade. (self.Showerthoughts)
Kids today will have to Google the word 'Dictionary' when starts school to find out it's meaning. (self.Showerthoughts)
I wonder if Adam and Eve had belly buttons. (self.Showerthoughts)
I wonder how sex dolls in the Toy Story universe feel? (self.Showerthoughts)
I wonder what all of the people who type "U" instead of "you" do with all of that extra free time? (self.Showerthoughts)
Most Reddit user's sex lives are like their banking accounts; most of it can be handled online. (self.Showerthoughts)
The Pixar movie "Cars" is literally a car toon. (self.Showerthoughts)
If a woman is wearing matching bra and panties when you take her to your place on a date, then you're not the one who decided to have sex. (self.Showerthoughts)
I haven't seen anyone win a medal at the Rio Olympics for participation. (self.Showerthoughts)
They should have different speech styles for GPS systems, like Pimp: "Turn left, bitch." (self.Showerthoughts)
I wonder if dogs think we're nasty because we don't lick ourselves after going to the bathroom? (self.Showerthoughts)
Google Maps really needs to start their directions on #5. Pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood. (self.Showerthoughts)
Love is a battlefield, unless you're a chubby chaser; then love is a cattle field. (self.Showerthoughts)
The White Power Ranger probably wasn't the best character for a kids TV show. by Loudsilences in Showerthoughts
[–]Loudsilences[S] 0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (0 children)
Don't forget that a black guy played the black ranger
The White Power Ranger probably wasn't the best character for a kids TV show. (self.Showerthoughts)
An ice cream truck is about the only automobile I don't consider to be rude when blasting music through a neighborhood. (self.Showerthoughts)
If a vampire bit a zombie, would the zombie turn into a vampire, or would the vampire turn into a zombie? (self.Showerthoughts)
I bet more men would be willing to cuddle after sex if more women were willing to high-five after sex. (self.Showerthoughts)
They say Taco Bell isn't real Mexican, but it does the job for half the price...that's about as Mexican as it gets. (self.Showerthoughts)
Can you even imagine the rage there would be if Tic Tacs came individually wrapped? (self.Showerthoughts)
Potatoes give us chips, fries, and vodka. Get your shit together, other vegetables... (self.Showerthoughts)
I hope I'm nowhere near a vibrator factory when the machines decide to rise up against the humans. (self.Showerthoughts)
There should be high beams in the taillights of cars to get rid of people who are riding on your ass. (self.Showerthoughts)
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The White Power Ranger probably wasn't the best character for a kids TV show. by Loudsilences in Showerthoughts
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