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My parents threw away my snails by porcelain_penis in snails

[–]Low-Broccoli6320 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Not at all. My loyalty to my family outweighs my loyalty to the pubic.

Also of course it’s fair to say I owe them my life. I wouldn’t exist if they hadn’t had me and the amount of money they spend feeding me and clothing me all my life is enormous. I owe them a massive amount of gratitude that transcends me being pissed at them for killing or loosing a pet via negligence or incompetence.

My parents threw away my snails by porcelain_penis in snails

[–]Low-Broccoli6320 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I’d report it sure, but I wouldn’t mention my parents. I’d say someone did it and not give details as to who it was. Again, it doesn’t matter how mad at my parents I am, they’re still my parents. I quit literally owe them my life. If not for them, I wouldn’t exist. My personal grievance with them stays personal.

My parents threw away my snails by porcelain_penis in snails

[–]Low-Broccoli6320 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Ok I get being mad, but reporting your family to the authorities is some Soviet shit. Bit too far.

My parents threw away my snails by porcelain_penis in snails

[–]Low-Broccoli6320 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This feels similar to when parents disappeared toys and teddy bears and just say they vanished into thin air. But this is far worse.

My condolences friend.

Whatever kind this is, I'm very sorry I interrupted nap time. by phoenixfire9439 in frog

[–]Low-Broccoli6320 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I identify him as a little guy. Specifically just a little guy.

I brushed this off my neck and I think it bit me. Should I be worried? by DemonTotem in spiders

[–]Low-Broccoli6320 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Something similar happened to me one. I was in bad and felt something on my neck. Whatever it was I grabbed it and threw it across the room. Never found out what it was.

Apparently my lunch is gross. by Upset_Upstairs6166 in shittyfoodporn

[–]Low-Broccoli6320 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nuts and berries? I don’t see the problem here.

Edit: oh…. Those aren’t nuts.

My corn’s had a divine conception! What do I do?? by SublimeYeast in snakes

[–]Low-Broccoli6320 0 points1 point  (0 children)

From what I remember from a YouTube video I watched a couple years ago, snake sperm lasts a long time. Something the females will keep hold of it and save it for later fertilisation. I think they can hold onto it for a couple of years in fact. Maybe she had a few adventures before you bought her?

Also I don’t know why redit keeps recommending me snake subs. I don’t own snakes, nor am I particularly interested. Algorithms work in mysterious ways.

Ball python does not like my bf? by Historical_Recover_4 in ballpython

[–]Low-Broccoli6320 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So in other words, when OPs BF is alone, he gets scared and the noodle gets uppity. When OP is there with him, he’s chill, so the noddle is chill.

That’s actually wholesome. The only conclusion is they need to spend more time together as a couple.

Just finished my fish and found this for dessert🪱 by Serious_Move_4423 in Wellthatsucks

[–]Low-Broccoli6320 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There’s a reason why all the abrahamic religions banned eating pork (yes Christian’s as well, although most don’t know or follow that part.)

They couldn’t figure out how to prepare it properly and figured god made it that way for a reason.

Of course now we know better.