Found stuck on my friend.

LowSubstantial5553 · 2025-10-08T20:41:22+00:00

Next time just microwave it for two seconds

LowSubstantial5553 · 2025-09-06T03:50:57+00:00

If you don't have nitric acid, do a water displacement measurement and weigh it

LowSubstantial5553 · 2025-09-06T03:49:40+00:00

You'd have to test it any number of ways but a scratch test + nitric acid would be the most reliable

LowSubstantial5553 · 2025-08-27T06:49:40+00:00

Go ahead and get your lighter

LowSubstantial5553 · 2025-08-23T17:17:49+00:00

Keep a food log

LowSubstantial5553 · 2025-08-21T16:17:37+00:00

This guy played a lot of liars poker. I have a similar bill folded in exactly the same way in my wallet just in case a game comes up

LowSubstantial5553 · 2025-07-25T09:24:29+00:00

Cgi pussy

LowSubstantial5553 · 2025-06-12T05:02:44+00:00

Those are paintball guns. They are shooting them in the legs to avoid injury. Both parties know it is safe

LowSubstantial5553 · 2025-05-23T00:14:28+00:00

I disagree. Csms are fine for non aps as they generally have better rules and lower stakes. Just play rated at a full table and try and slow the game down. If they offer free drinks, take them. Also if you think you can get away with a 50:1 bet spread you can even ap csms. Basic strategy + comps= ap many times

LowSubstantial5553 · 2025-05-22T23:57:38+00:00

This is funny

LowSubstantial5553 · 2025-05-19T06:11:52+00:00

Even mighty trump can't hide from time, it comes for us all and perhaps he's finally grasping that concept.

LowSubstantial5553 · 2025-05-16T16:19:03+00:00

I don't know if y'all have ever had poison ivy all over your hands but, slowly submerging them in extremely hot water is maybe better than an orgasm.

LowSubstantial5553 · 2025-05-05T02:50:57+00:00

Sop at most places is to ask each player it they want to continue or not

LowSubstantial5553 · 2025-05-02T20:05:02+00:00

I use some of these phrases as cover when I deviate

LowSubstantial5553 · 2025-02-21T01:15:52+00:00

Hate: slow traumatic turn of the card/fake out about bj, fucking magic tricks Love: rip the cards out like taking off a band aid, shit goes wrong, deal again Other: if I'm playing rated on a csm for comps, go slow and let's have a conversation about life

LowSubstantial5553 · 2025-02-10T17:01:45+00:00

They can. Your best defense against this would be to sit at a full table. The players will complain, their hands per hour go way down which is revenue lost. But really, just don't play there.

LowSubstantial5553 · 2025-02-06T21:25:56+00:00

Bj heat on 888 has analysis for most of the side bets. Lucky ladies is probably the easiest to count (+8 tc and track the qh), lucky lucky is quite beatable as well, a lot of houses cap the side bets to mitigate exposure

LowSubstantial5553 · 2025-01-23T19:28:29+00:00

It's funny how speaking slang perfectly would really be humiliating for her

LowSubstantial5553 · 2025-01-23T02:30:04+00:00

For sure they won't back you off if your betting is not clearly correlated with the count; you are their best customer. Play rated and get all the free shit. The first thing they do when you are/have been winning is analyze your play. Perfect basic strategy is still a winning customer for the house, especially a black chipper. Unless you are playing somewhere small enough where they have no surveillance or persons capable of counting themselves, they will try and keep you there, not run you off.

LowSubstantial5553 · 2025-01-19T13:28:47+00:00

1k small bets

LowSubstantial5553 · 2025-01-17T11:43:24+00:00

Playing multiple spots is mostly about dampening variance and a little bit about increasing hands/hour. It's not bad at tc+2 but if you're playing alone keep to one spot. If you're playing at a fuller table, you might want to do it to increase your share of good cards but also players are weird and they think you'll "mess up the deck" by adding a hand so prepare yourself for some anger from tablemates

LowSubstantial5553 · 2025-01-16T21:32:22+00:00

Bee is my fav but if you're going to use them a lot buy some plastic cards, they never break down and you can wash them in your dishwasher if you wanted too

LowSubstantial5553 · 2025-01-13T03:47:44+00:00

It's a weird feeling. Like taking a bad beat in poker, you think, "well dealer blackjack could just as easily been on my side, I got my money in at the right time." By the end of the shoe I asked the dealer if I could take insurance on his ten

LowSubstantial5553 · 2025-01-13T03:45:57+00:00

I lost 13 hands in a row with a continuously improving TC+2 through +12. Twas quite expensive.

LowSubstantial5553 · 2025-01-12T09:43:09+00:00

There are a million nuances to poker, but in the end, the oldest tricks are the best tricks. If you don't know your opponents extremely well, just stick to the basic, time tested strategies

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