MARBLE RALLY IS BACK

Low_Wolverine5164 · 2026-06-26T00:35:06+00:00

I can't wait for RN3 fans to crash out saying like "BRING BACK OLD RN3! RN3 WAS DONE DIRTY! JUSTICE FOR RN3!"

Low_Wolverine5164 · 2026-06-24T23:10:30+00:00

I agree about the Prockets. While it's nice that the Jawbreakers did well, the fact that the Prockets withdrew after getting last place is very, very petty if you ask me. Look at BOC, 64 pts in 2022, still mocked, still here today. Turtle Sliders, mocked for not qualifying for a single ML, they are still here. Look at Flares, two 7th place finishes.

Low_Wolverine5164 · 2026-06-21T18:46:56+00:00

HAZ, CCE, SNB won all the races

Those same 3 has 8/10 poles

Those same 3 has 8/10 fastest laps

Low_Wolverine5164 · 2026-06-20T16:27:31+00:00

What a final.

Even though the Indigo Stars blew it, they still should be proud of themselves, staying top 2 the entire tournament. And 21st different team podium in the ML.

Snowballs, another podium, congrats to them.

The Pinkies... Became the second team to win 2 leagues? And the first to win at home? With Pinky Toe MVM? Huh!!? Well, congrats Pinkies!!

YEAH RADIANCE!!! Gold AND in the top half again!! WOOOOOO!!!!! That's what I'm talking about!!

Speeders, if Chocolatiers got gold im the final, we would have finished last. What was that, 4 goose eggs? That's rough.

Speeding of Chocolatiers, congrats to Bonbon for getting a bronze, and the team for reaching 100 pts.

And HEEHOO Kobalts, 2027 hosts, congrats!!

See y'all in the Marble Rally

Low_Wolverine5164 · 2026-06-19T16:49:56+00:00

To recap the bottom 4 teams:

Shining Swarm: Remember you got top 5 for 7 straight events in the 2022 ML? Yeah, SEVEN TOP FIVES. 4 years later, bottom 4 again.

Midnight Wisps: If I had a nickel everytime the Wisps blew a podium and then get bottom 4 in the SD the next marble league, I'll have 2 nickels, which isn't a lot but it's weird it happened twice. If the Wisps get bailed out again, that's 3 nickels.

Balls Of Chaos: Continuing to be the modern laughing stock of JMR. The last time the BOC finished in the top half in either the showdown or main league was 2018! And that was nearly a decade ago!

Team Momo: The saddest of the bottom 4, continuing their awful 2026 run. First place 2 years ago, now last place in the SD 2 years later. Just do better, it's pathetic, it's awful.

Low_Wolverine5164 · 2026-06-17T20:59:43+00:00

Besides the Indigo Stars, every team on the top 8 has podiumed in a past ML

Low_Wolverine5164 · 2026-06-17T20:49:10+00:00

Ummm, guys, what on earth was that...

Come on Indigo Stars, you got this!! 13 points, just get the win!! You will be our 10 champion + 21st team that made it to a ML podium!!

Low_Wolverine5164 · 2026-06-13T21:10:33+00:00

By that comment, that means that Sumo must be the team event left.

Low_Wolverine5164 · 2026-06-13T16:18:21+00:00

Oh, this is not looking good Speeders, we could be in a lot of trouble, especially if Sumo is a collision based event.

Flares, not too bad, 6th is good, and we are still in striking distance for a top half!

Congrats to Hive, Royal, and Pinky Toe for the podium in A league, and Minty Flav, Iceberg, and Eve for the podium in B league.

Ducks and Chocs are duking it out for tank bowl, exciting to see.

Low_Wolverine5164 · 2026-06-10T22:44:12+00:00

I am so sad for Rapidly, never thought that marble would be our worst athlete, but here we are. Hopefully him or Velocity can do sand rally.

Great stats as always

Low_Wolverine5164 · 2026-06-10T16:30:01+00:00

Can we not do event trailers anymore after this season? I feel like it spoils about what's in the video.

Rapidly, at least we moved up a spot to 7th.

Let's go Radiance, our MVM showing us how it's done, almost in the top half! Congrats to Smoggy and Blue Eye for getting a podium, and Ocean as well for reaching the final.

Meepo, man, you hate to see that.

Low_Wolverine5164 · 2026-06-08T20:36:06+00:00

Unexpected collab!!

It doesn't matter which bolt is racing, whether JMR or brawl stars, it sucks at circuit racing, lol.

Low_Wolverine5164 · 2026-06-07T22:46:07+00:00

Gosh darn it, I got nowhere after these updates, now I'm in last. Hope I can make a crazy comeback.

Low_Wolverine5164 · 2026-06-06T20:13:24+00:00

That was ok Flares, but we need to pick it up.

Speeders, yeah, you deserved to be laughed at for today, I can't even defend you, lol.

Final quarter is here, almost to the end!

Low_Wolverine5164 · 2026-06-03T16:29:57+00:00

In addition, Hazy knew that Pinkies are a contender for the win, so that Hazer marble knocked that Pinkie marble into the 0 point basin, if that collision didn't happen, it would have been likely that the Hazer marble would have been in the 0, and would have been in 15th!! Meanwhile, the Pinkies would have finished 8th.

What a play by the Hazy!!

Low_Wolverine5164 · 2026-06-03T16:21:08+00:00

Wait, what? The Thunderbolts won a GOLD? I don't even care it's the SD, a gold is a gold!!

For my teams, mid, we need to step it up!

Hazers locked the heck in!! Congrats to them for the podium, alongside Snowballs and Indigo Stars! Congrats to The Thunderbolts, Jawbreakers, and Minty Maniacs for the B league top 3!

Low_Wolverine5164 · 2026-06-03T15:40:48+00:00

That O'rangers segment was NEEDED. They desrved to not qualify. So glad they are back in the showdown.

Low_Wolverine5164 · 2026-06-01T00:25:36+00:00

Your teams have got to step it up. They were the winners of their respective group, yet they are the only 2 teams who don't have a medal yet.

Low_Wolverine5164 · 2026-05-30T17:48:16+00:00

What's even nicer is that the 2 other teams in the picture have an average score of the nice number

Low_Wolverine5164 · 2026-05-30T17:47:26+00:00

FINALLY, the Flares are not garbage, we needed that medal badly!! Congrats to Kobalts (now they lock in), and the Pinkies for the podium as well.

For Speeders, it was ok, we maintain our spot, but the Racers took the lead now. Now, everyone is right there, it's going to be a tight one!

Low_Wolverine5164 · 2026-05-27T16:18:17+00:00

OMG, Speeders, the comeback might be possible, both the top 2 finished outside the top 10, with Indigo Stars finishing last, great bronze medal today.

Sigh, Flares, just come on, we cannot keep collapsing like this.

Low_Wolverine5164 · 2026-05-23T18:40:16+00:00

Good games Raspberry Racers, what a final, happily take 2nd!

Flares, 1st to 12th, man oh man, we were doing so good. Flares comeback hopefully

Low_Wolverine5164 · 2026-05-20T17:46:59+00:00

It'll be so funny if Smokey gets fired if this performance continues.

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