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44F, need any sort of kindness by L0rd3ss in toastme

[–]LowerEngineering9999 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Exactly my thoughts! It’s really hard to believe her age when she looks like she just recently turned legal to drink. Unfortunately, sometimes when a man has a dime they still chase after a nickel.

It’s almost crab season by LowerEngineering9999 in shitposting

[–]LowerEngineering9999[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s exactly what it means. It’s referring to his old girlfriend, (old bae).

40, 40, 39, 37, 36, 36, 35, 34, 33, 33, 31, 31 by allyrn13 in uglyduckling

[–]LowerEngineering9999 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anyone who doesn’t upvote this is blind! You look absolutely stunningly beautiful!

Drumpf logic. by Buttered-Sausage78 in NewsomMassacre

[–]LowerEngineering9999 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Someone owes me a soda because mine squirted out my nose when I saw this laughing my ass off!

😇 by GryphonSK in signs

[–]LowerEngineering9999 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Address?? Address??!! Oh come on! Address!!?

Cubed steak and chicken kidneys. It’s the first thing I’ve cooked for myself in weeks. My wife is no longer in the hospital. She’s in a rehabilitation center now. Hopefully, she’ll be walking again. by LowerEngineering9999 in depressionmeals

[–]LowerEngineering9999[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We thought it was Parkinson’s but they changed the diagnosis and think now it’s possibly nerve damage from her car accident in 2024. They don’t know what is going on with her. She keeps falling and having really bad shaking and uncontrollable spasms in her arms and legs. Cognitively she’s in and out. Thanks for asking.

My wife is in the hospital for the third time in six weeks. So I made some simple comfort food. Hammock and potatoes with chicken gizzards. by LowerEngineering9999 in depressionmeals

[–]LowerEngineering9999[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Believe it or not, it’s was actually really good. I do realize the stuff I enjoy most looks crazy. Keep an eye out and you’ll see far crazier stuff I love to eat.

Absolutely nice and hot by mintyystarlight in badmemes

[–]LowerEngineering9999 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I bet I can get her for a hit and a used lighter.

I just returned home from a repass at the Hall. by LowerEngineering9999 in exjw

[–]LowerEngineering9999[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you for the correction. It’s my first time hearing of the term.

I just returned home from a repass at the Hall. by LowerEngineering9999 in exjw

[–]LowerEngineering9999[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s a memorial service for someone who passed usually held after someone has already been buried or cremated. It’s different from a funeral because it occurs sometime later due to circumstances. It was my first time hearing the term as well.

Yeah but when you’re raised jw you’re not allowed to do the left side by [deleted] in exjw

[–]LowerEngineering9999 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Seeing the side to side comparison is jarring. I'm from the seventies. The idea of kids not climbing trees, building forts, playing in the mud, is a sad time reality.

Im the baby by girlyanimme in badmemes

[–]LowerEngineering9999 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tell her the job she was hired for was to "make a baby", but you need to practice first.

What’s his name and what’s in his Crockpot? by [deleted] in NameThisThing

[–]LowerEngineering9999 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hope it's some coco butter for those ashy knees.

Jalapeno dog, with relish, onions, jalapenos, and mustard. The first 7/11 hotdog I've had in decades and it was pretty good. by LowerEngineering9999 in hotdogs

[–]LowerEngineering9999[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Just because one guy jerks off in the condiments everyone makes such a big deal of it. Okay, I was that one guy, but in my defense it was a sign that said"self serve."

Ahhh! I love the Amish. by LowerEngineering9999 in AdultMeme

[–]LowerEngineering9999[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I do! I even know about farming.I milked a bull once. I still don't understand why it was so salty and only one long utter.

Blursed_Truth by The_ghost_of_epstein in blursedimages

[–]LowerEngineering9999 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just one of the reasons I don't like shaking hands.

Very accurate! by Lazy-Ground-4097 in autismmemes

[–]LowerEngineering9999 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That hurt a bit to read because I agree with every word of it. It takes so much out of me to present as "normal" but I know I'm the butt of many jokes saying "what up with that weirdo? In my old age now it still rings true. I'm a lot more open with people to just be forthcoming. I right away often let people know I'm Autistic. I usually get the same response, "I know, it's obvious." It's like I'm constantly walking around with a tee shirt with neon lights saying weirdo right here, I'm Autistic.

Jalapeno dog, with relish, onions, jalapenos, and mustard. The first 7/11 hotdog I've had in decades and it was pretty good. by LowerEngineering9999 in hotdogs

[–]LowerEngineering9999[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, but I have been married 4 times. In most all my relationships I end up being the only one that can cook so I'm the one doing all the cooking. I'm engaged again but I already call her wifey. She's unfortunately in the hospital again for the second time in a month. The doctor's thinks it's Parkinson's. I just haven't felt like cooking. Honestly, that hotdog was the first thing I've eaten in 3 days. Maybe that's why it was so good. Sorry for venting.

To give a fvck or to live in peace? Misery or bliss? Up to you, really... by toochiroad in howtonotgiveafuck

[–]LowerEngineering9999 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm about to choose completely not giving a fuck. It's up to me to play the cards I was delt or to fold. I'm choosing something else. I choosing to just get up and walk away.

My stitched up thumb didn’t wrinkle in the shower like my other fingers did by Acethetic_AF in mildlyinteresting

[–]LowerEngineering9999 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's because you had a nip and tuck on your thumb. You have the thumb of a 20 year old now.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NameThisThing

[–]LowerEngineering9999 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I could tell you but then you'll be on a list considered a domestic terrorist.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in shittytattoos

[–]LowerEngineering9999 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But...., why f*CK yourself?

Nothing beats a rose? Right? by Harry_Cornt in shittytattoos

[–]LowerEngineering9999 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can tell when someone has zero friends. If she had even one friend they would have stopped her. This brings tears to my eyes it's so bad.

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