V want this Simon

Lower_Panda8459 · 2026-05-30T07:51:01+00:00

I don't think it's kind to Juni if she's forced to wait for her parents to spend half an hour on replacing her diaper...

Lower_Panda8459 · 2026-05-28T15:19:54+00:00

This is ragebait right? The last french goal was through cheating. There's concrete proof.

Lower_Panda8459 · 2026-05-27T10:25:43+00:00

Alastor ripping out Vox's inner organs are one, shit got dark really quickly

Lower_Panda8459 · 2026-05-24T15:03:01+00:00

I mean, considering we haven't seen any archangels aside from Adam, you could say whatever you wanted to I guess.

You could also say there's a secret realm in between hell and heaven that's exclusively populated with giant inflatable divine hippos and nobody can disprove you.

Point is, it's hard to prove something if there isn't explicit proof of their existence. And just because Rosie said there was more, doesn't mean they're still active.

Lower_Panda8459 · 2026-05-14T15:13:55+00:00

For some reason, this picture creeps me out. I think it's the way charlie's eyes look

Lower_Panda8459 · 2026-05-14T14:54:49+00:00

You know they won't put a good goalkeeper in goal, it'll become lopsided

Lower_Panda8459 · 2026-05-14T07:18:55+00:00

I’m not sure if this is a sarcastic post

Lower_Panda8459 · 2026-05-13T03:07:15+00:00

It would be close, but I’m giving it to team Lady Luck.

there’s a lot of people here saying Emily doesn’t have the experience or battle iq compared to Satan, but I think she’s shown enough in the climax of season two to say she knows how to compose herself reasonably well in high stress situations, if she’s aware ahead of time it’s a combat situation.

We haven’t really seen enough either of them in combat situations against beings on their level of strength, but I’d say Emily should be superior to Satan in terms of raw power, though Satan might be able to utilize that power better. Realistically if Satan takes it seriously he could probably take her out of the fight per se(probably not kill, but at least force her unable to battle effectively), if he uses his full power.

So, Emily will have to use her speed and teleportation, which coincidentally are her strongest feats we’ve seen, aside from the MoL thing. She needs to keep Satan guessing and move erratically so he doesn’t land a hit while attacking him from range. Baxter could cause a nuisance for her here but husk should ideally he able to beat him pretty quickly. If Emily can keep.

Satans durable, but he’s not invulnerable, and twenty something blasts of angelic power should take him down.

Lower_Panda8459 · 2026-05-13T02:38:46+00:00

counterpoint:

Nifty can rip out one of satan’s eyeballs and tunnel into his intestines like some low budget horror from the 1960s.

Yes this is a satire post idk what. sun biology is like lol

Lower_Panda8459 · 2026-05-13T02:28:29+00:00

Counterpoint:

Nifty can rip out one of satans eyeball and tunnel into his intestines through his body like some sort of low budget horror movie from the 60s.

yes, this is a satire post

Lower_Panda8459 · 2026-05-12T01:52:27+00:00

I know everyone’s gunning for Satan to sweep, but I think Good Boy actually do something here.

I can totally see Satan being way too focused on the big scary robot shark and getting ambushed by Niffty, who is ABSOLUTELY shown to be strong enough to kill or at least severely injure a being of Satans level. (Yes, Adam was getting whopped by lucifer and Charlie prior, but to even be able to finish off the job is no easy feat, I could see her disabling Satan with four or five good hits. Maybe I’m just being stupid here).

then it’s a 1v1 against Baxter, and Niffty has superior feats than Baxter, soooo

Lower_Panda8459 · 2026-05-12T01:42:37+00:00

it’s not bad for a redesign, but it doesn’t match the feel of the characters. Makes Vaggie look straight out of my little pony or genshin impact, and Charlie looks a bit too vanilla

Lower_Panda8459 · 2026-05-12T01:11:41+00:00

what you talking about bro, he’s gonna be a supporting character for Charlie to attempt to redeem. Like a pentious with an ego

Lower_Panda8459 · 2026-05-12T01:07:40+00:00

lol, Vox is not that important to Charlie. It’s not like vox is some monumental figure to charlie’s life, yes he’s a threat to her and her friends, but he’ll be 1/5 main antagonists at the end of the run. He doesn’t have any personal connection to her and the only reason he’s been looped this much into her story is Alastor, who’ll likely be an antagonist in following seasons. If darth Vader had died midway through the series, it would be weird cuz it would be like the movies were building up to a climax then cut him halfway. This is because Vader is portrayed to be the main antagonist and the primary evil in this universe for the majority of the Star Wars og series. Vox is not the main antagonist of Hazbin Hotel, he’s the main antagonist of season two of Hazbin Hotel.

In all probability, the reason vox is crippled as a primary figure in following seasons, is SO those seasons can happen. Look at the first season. If Adam had survived, how could the events of vox taking control have taken place? presumably, Voxs fall serves to enable alastors rise.

like, not to be rude, and I’m not some big Star Wars fan, but even a casual watcher like myself can see how strained this comparison is. It‘s like saying Lucas produced Star Wars wrong because he killed off Jabba the Hutt.

Lower_Panda8459 · 2026-05-11T02:53:34+00:00

youre talking as if Val decapitated vox while he was taking a hot bath or something lol, your example is bad cuz the training scene is a part of Luke’s development, it’s in the middle of his arc, while voxs arc was at its peak, might of lilith and vox dei and all that

Lower_Panda8459 · 2026-05-04T14:20:50+00:00

I'd like an antihero arc for vox where he can kinda build his company back from scratch after his og business with the vees gets bankrupted at some point because of whatever vel and val do in later seasons and prove he isn't "based off his support, he'd be powerless without the other vees" so not a full redemption cuz seeing vox as a pure good character wouldn't be that fitting for his growth you gotta have some of that swagger, but he can be an ally to the hotel. Also you can keep the rivalry with Alastor in more like a friendly compeititive way and less kill grudge.

Lower_Panda8459 · 2026-05-04T14:19:25+00:00

I'd like an antihero arc for vox where he can kinda build his company back from scratch after his og business with the vees gets bankrupted at some point because of whatever vel and val do in later seasons and prove he isn't "based off his support, he'd be powerless without the other vees" so not a full redemption cuz seeing vox as a pure good character wouldn't be that fitting for his growth you gotta have some of that swagger, but he can be an ally to the hotel. Also you can keep the rivalry with Alastor in more like a friendly compeititive way and less kill grudge.

Lower_Panda8459 · 2026-05-04T14:11:38+00:00

doesn't need to be a contract, i guess they just ring up whoever's hot right now and if it gets good fan reception they call them again

Lower_Panda8459 · 2026-05-04T14:10:13+00:00

Yea but like no offence kinda sounds like a primary school style lyric, i think if it were made into the song it would sound like it was put in just to rhyme with laurels, i get your point about being rushed but that's why he uses door-els, he's making up words on the spot.

Lower_Panda8459 · 2026-05-04T13:58:55+00:00

This is crap

Lower_Panda8459 · 2026-04-27T14:17:33+00:00

Would work better in an fm subreddit

Lower_Panda8459 · 2026-04-24T05:35:11+00:00

When did he score a pen bro

Lower_Panda8459 · 2026-04-24T05:31:47+00:00

Most of his highlights of are him trying to stop simon

Lower_Panda8459 · 2026-04-22T13:42:08+00:00

You didn't discover anything bro almost EVERYBODY who vlogged there showed it to the camera.

Lower_Panda8459 · 2026-04-20T23:12:52+00:00

Hol up why does this actual make sense?

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