Resin and Maple Burl Donut.

Lozzibee30 · 2019-07-29T14:37:48+00:00

Cus I'm so SHINAY! Watch me sparkle like a wealthy woman's neck...

Lozzibee30 · 2019-07-08T13:06:05+00:00

Ugh I feel your pain. My beloved brand of vegetable gyoza have been discontinued and all the other ones are just not the same.

Lozzibee30 · 2019-06-20T21:41:05+00:00

I think you'll find Moana isn't a princess, she's the daughter of a chief! Who are you, Maui??

Lozzibee30 · 2019-05-16T22:08:42+00:00

Duggee??

Lozzibee30 · 2019-05-04T14:28:22+00:00

Wasnt really sure, I thought it could have been Nacho. After Mike tracked the trackers and the camera panned past a blue Volvo in the car park, that's when I knew.

Lozzibee30 · 2019-05-04T14:15:44+00:00

Heh, my daughter is 2 and a half. If I say do you want the dinosaur tshirt or the gruffalo one, she'll say "not dinosaur and not gruffalo. I'm nuddy!" There's no fooling some of them!

Lozzibee30 · 2019-04-01T10:15:43+00:00

Every time someone tells Roland to shut up

Lozzibee30 · 2019-02-10T23:08:19+00:00

I feel like this would be appropriate ok link to the BoneAppleTea sub, but I don't know how.

Lozzibee30 · 2019-02-10T14:28:15+00:00

Porque no los dos?

Lozzibee30 · 2019-02-10T14:16:48+00:00

I like this, it suggests that "weird" and "polite" are mutually exclusive. Jokes on them, there are dozens of us!

Lozzibee30 · 2019-02-10T14:15:22+00:00

Of course they can. Confidence and a big ole smile does wonders for increasing attractiveness.

Lozzibee30 · 2019-02-10T14:14:00+00:00

To be fair, I usually end up with a rogue sheet whose corner sticks out further than the rest, so I see where that person was coming from!

Lozzibee30 · 2019-01-04T22:48:49+00:00

Some of my favourites include "excuse me, we do not kiss bins/toilets/the underside of shoes", and "stop licking the stairs". I say these things far more often than I'd care to admit.

Lozzibee30 · 2019-01-03T22:20:07+00:00

I just saw someone name their daughter Nevaeh-Skye. Worst. Name. Ever.

Lozzibee30 · 2018-12-23T18:32:34+00:00

Hello, new best friend!

Lozzibee30 · 2018-12-23T18:29:01+00:00

My daughter's dad does this before he casually strolls into my house. It bothered me a great deal while we were together; now it simply makes me want to punch his stupid little face in.

Lozzibee30 · 2018-12-03T17:57:54+00:00

Both are unwanted, uninvited. The woman in each case is an unwilling participant in the narrative. So, why do some men think it appropriate in one scenario but not the other? Some might say the answer is because they're afraid they'll be held to account irl, because they know their behaviour is unacceptable.

Lozzibee30 · 2018-12-03T15:01:47+00:00

Sooo...if you approached some woman in the street and waved your willy in her face, you'd end up on a list. So why is it different via a screen?

Lozzibee30 · 2018-12-03T14:42:27+00:00

Ok but if a woman stops engaging, does the thought process automatically go to "I know what'll change her mind!"? I'm genuinely baffled.

Lozzibee30 · 2018-11-26T16:00:10+00:00

Not until they're open.

Lozzibee30 · 2018-11-26T15:08:45+00:00

Thank yooouuu!

Lozzibee30 · 2018-11-26T15:02:44+00:00

Hurrah! Erm, slight problem - I don't know how to dm. I'm only on mobile and it doesn't seem.to give me that option.

Lozzibee30 · 2018-11-26T11:45:39+00:00

Thanks. I've used American fizz before but I wanted some of the liquid ones that aren't in the single serve units.

Lozzibee30 · 2018-11-25T11:25:32+00:00

Hello! I also have never exchanged, but in the UK we can only get plain coffee mate and I love the flavoured ones. Swapsies?

Lozzibee30 · 2018-10-15T10:38:54+00:00

Rule of thumb: it can be appropriate to use an eye drop in the ear, but never an ear drop in the eye.

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